People are clueless morons. I encountered one in a supermarket a few weeks ago, trying to buy a Toys R Us gift card. She was flabbergasted when the clerk told her that she probably couldn’t validate the card and add value because of the bankruptcy and impending closure. She literally had not heard the news that…

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Hey, what’s up guys, shit sucks huh?

See also: Toys R Us. 

Here’s my plan to fix this:

My boyfriend chuckled when I groaned at Thor putting his shirt back on during Ragnarok. Upon rewatch, I was able to confirm exactly what I suspected —Hemsworth was shirtless for exactly thirty seconds on the dot, something which had obviously been explicitly negotiated between his agents and the studio. “We understand…

This is basically the same thing that happened to Norman Osborne, only if the Green Goblin was a racist, sexual assaulting dickwad who threw shitty pizza at people.

Nerd walks in and shuffles his feet and reluctantly says, “He is Atlantean, not a mermaid.” Then lowers his head and shuffles out before anyone notices.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

#noonecares #abouthashtags #blessed

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I can't think a better expression of an anti-dope policy than suspending Ryan Lochte.

I love how everyone is crying over being tricked into saying offensive and racist stuff. No assholes, you weren’t tricked. You were lulled into a false sense of security. Once you thought you were talking to a like-minded individual, you let your guard down and said what you really felt. Also, this guy spends about 3…

Gunn addressed the jokes a while ago though, apologized, deleted the jokes, and didn’t make more.

It’s not about being consistent, it’s about eliminating your enemies.

I don’t blame the cast for defending their friend, as a person. The tweets are bad and indefensible, though. There is no way Disney was unaware of them before they hired Gunn in the first place, so placating Cernovich (of all fucking people) on this is complete bullshit. I will lose zero sleep over Gunn losing his…

Right?? I feel like he gets more Jesusy (and less likeable) each passing day.

So republicans are offended by sexual assault jokes but are fine with ACTUAL SEX CRIMES.

Fuck Mike Cernovich, Jack Probosiec and all of the alt-right and toxic fandom behind this current tone-policing witch hunt.