Those are weird movies. 

And I still go to the grocery store to get my shit, mostly because I don’t want someone picking my steak for me. I want full steak control. I also reserve the right to make an impulse pork rinds purchase if I so desire.

Starship Troopers is Schrodinger’s Intellectual Property where the book is better if you read it before seeing the movie but worse if you saw the movie first. They are vastly different things. I enjoy the movie now but I was pretty bummed when I first saw it. I saw that it was coming out, thought it looked awesome,…

Heard that. Aragorn is a much more interesting character in the movies as he gradually comes to his destiny, and we actually see the otherwise absent story with Arwen.

Jaws, The Godfather, Children of Men, Cool Hand Luke and The 10 Commandments are all better on screen than as books.

I wanna get mad about what you said about Lord of the Rings, Drew. But, it’s hot as fuck, the world is collapsing in a big pile of hut shit and you are actually correct: they are turgid.

Every TV show and movie based on a book is better than the book, because reading is for nerds and people who don’t have terrible ADHD. My wife is a huge Harry Potter nerd and she gets upset at how they leave out certain parts that are in the book, like it even matters. The books do not have Ralph Fiennes or Gary…

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

Imagine paying to attend an event based on a promised service, waiting in line for hours and then being told the service that was promised wasn’t going to happen.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD

The thing about right-wingers is that they tend to be extremely credulous types. Remember the Republican congressman who fell for the Onion story about Planned Parenthood building an $8 billion “Abortionplex”?

Guy who believes the state of Israel is only necessary for the second coming of Christ accused a Jew of mocking the state of Israel.

I just want to know what charactatures he used to fool these muppets, which from the sounds of it includes acting like a vet to see what hypocrisy the GOP show.

Hands are in proportion though.

That bottom photo looks like Trump is sodomising a symbol of the UK - which is about right.

Oh Jesus Christ Donald, do fuck off with your emoji tweets, you asshole. I can only imagine him sending Melania an eggplant and she’s confused since he never eats vegetable.

Not the legitimate president of the United States Donald Trump kept Queen Elizabeth II waiting outside the Windsor Castle so long, his tie grew 7 feet.

So today I went on the anti-Trump March and it was a very raucous affair, outnumbering wotsit’s own inauguration crowd, with everyone loudly demonstrating how much they detest the man. The crowd was so large that it kept having to stop start to avoid overcrowding the end goal of Trafalgar Square and contained all…