Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

Let’s chill with “Dinosaur-sized”, they come in all different sizes.

Again: that’s 400 million years of no fucks given right there

Karlsson was an absolute shocker in how he has played this season, and his contract will be really interesting as an RFA after this year.

Fleury has such an odd shape to his career. He’s been great and won Cups, but he’s also been benched in the playoffs for Murray and Tomas Vokun. No doubt he’s playing out of his skull right now.

Anyone rooting for Vegas over Winnipeg has no hockey soul. Unless you’re from Vegas.

The silence after the empty net goal was literally the quietest I’ve ever heard an arena after a goal. It was like there wasn’t a single Jets fan in attendance. Coming from DC, where there’s a huge away contingent at every game, I found that amazing.

Please oh please let the Jets win the Cup. I can’t wait for the angry tweets from Trump if they do because they don’t visit the Whitehouse!

The politics of failure have failed. It is up to us to make them work again.

When talking about Condi Rice’s effect on the world, that the fruits of her labor were merely useless is actually the best case scenario. The results can be much more destructive and long-lasting.

I mean she considers Iraq a success because we removed Saddam; the rest (i.e., a failed state brought about by a power vacuum) is just ancillary.

How many home invaders are you expecting???

If you actually look at the statistics, people fighting off armed intruders into their homes is exceedingly rare. You’re much better off investing in better doors and locks, and a good alarm system.

As a firearms owner and recreational shooter, these are the very people that make me most uncomfortable. Their rhetoric and unjustifiable hatred and fear are in my opinion the greatest threat to the very right to keep and bear arms that they espouse.

When you call the cops, they have to follow the minimum protocol. The cops did not follow this girl around or randomly pull her aside for her ID. They were CALLED to the scene.

To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

Chaff is the metallic confetti combat aircraft deploy to confuse enemy radar and targeting systems. Giuliani is kicking out chaff and cover from Stormy Daniels case and Mueller probe.

He admitted, however, that he could not remember whether he’d been carousing at a cigar bar called the Grand Havana Room before or after his infamous Sean Hannity interview (Politico reported that he’d been seen there).