I recall being 10 or 11 yrs old in 1988 and thinking Dennis Miller was the hippest, coolest, better-than-everyone else comic in town. I felt so nuanced and clever understanding his ridiculous pretentious references to Dali or Deschamps on SNL or his stand up (THE OFF WHITE ALBUM, I owned it on cassette) and thinking…

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

In all my 48 years, I have never understood this country’s ridiculous obsession with abortion and telling women what they can and cannot do with their own bodies. Prostitution, Abortion...No, abortion is NOT in the Bible, no abortion is NOT more important than already living children and for all the crazy Catholics…

Why do they always look like one side of their face is waaaaay mismatched with the other?

It’s a Holiday Miracle that this asshole Goodwin was convicted of anything, especially considering that the Charlottesville PD thought it was cool to first try and charge Harris with the beatdown in the first place.

Ah yes. Another fine, basement-dwelling specimen of the “superior race.”

Her reaction was a little salty:

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

Equipment manager is going to be pissed...Same last name and first 5 letters of the first name? What’s he supposed to put, Griffin A, Griffin B?

I grew up dead on in the age of power rangers and recognized it as shit as a kid. You are all pussies.

Typically, she does not bluntly disagree with him, but walks him through how the press might react to something. For instance, the official says, if Sanders objects to a strategy Trump has suggested, she might say, “Well, here’s what the follow-up question on that issue is going to be, so how would we answer that?”

They were talking about how Washington needs a big change.

She enrages me the most. Kellyanne, while totally full of shit and willing to lie with abandon, almost seems to think this is a game and she’s just along for the ride. Sanders, on the other hand, has 100000% percent bought into the MAGA hat-wearing, white-victimization, get ahead by standing on someone else’s neck,…

I always wonder what the tax rate / base to live in Angle Grove was. Millions of people die weekly, there are giant monster fights in the middle of the city that must of created billions of dollars of property damage and when ever the zords are called natural disasters ensue. And yet, each week, the city is repaired,…

I worked at a bar where they filmed alot of the sorority version. If it was

I have never given it much thought either because “Oooowww!?”

I grew up in a conservative community. I enjoyed watching Jersey Shore for documenting how others live their lives, but after watching the entire series, I never felt like I missed anything worthwhile in my youth. #GTL

They like to think they do.

“No one knows,” he tells her in a conspiratorial whisper.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”