You and your green privilege. In Wyoming, staying home and getting high means chugging Robitussin.

I grew up in Wyoming, and the attitudes there toward women are weird. It was the first state to give women right to vote, and we would all be considered major tomboys in the rest of the county. Women in my family ride motorcycles, fight forest fires, and hunt and fish, and I was shocked when I moved away that those…

They’re a letter off.

He’d respond to your burn, but he has to stop by the Sheetz in Bedford, Va to load up his phone with a new card.

As someone who grew up before the fall of the Berlin Wall, it’s quite baffling to see U.S. conservatives embracing Russia and its leadership. 90% of the reason they love Reagan is that “he stood up to the Russians.” Well, no duh, so did every president from Truman to Obama, with the possible exception of Dubya.

Glory to trump

Dads read Magary? I thought it was all millennials and pornstars.

“My job is managing money for people, you’re job is making me laugh”

Do the people whose money he ostensibly manages realize he makes middle-school-level grammatical mistakes? 

It always amazes me how quick people are to tell you what your job is (“your job is to make me laugh”, “your job is to stick to sports” etc. etc.).

“Holy shit, Drew. You need to get a grip, man. Listen, I suspect I’m probably not you’re typical reader. 41, balding investment guy, three kids, minivan, house in the suburbs...”

Either the average Deadspin reader is dumber than I thought (likely) or this is an extremely convoluted joke about what sort of person uses each webmail service.

“I am a 59 year old...”

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

Is he not or is he a business man?

While we’re making unsolicited requests: PLEASE go fuck yourself.

Oh, if only there was a way your tender, entitled, safe-space requiring heart could find more coverage of Charles Oakley.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Charles+Oakley

Eat all the dicks, please.

Seriously. That place is like a human-nazi-centipede.

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)