this is only the first of what i’m sure will be a legion of cover-ups during the trump presidency.

Nope, everyone knows the real money is in dispersing chem trails.

I see oddly-focused Shia LeBeouf

Also, I love how excited Fox was about finally tracking down one of these “facts” all the kids are talking about. Perhaps they could continue to collect these newfangled things, and talk about them on the air everyday. They could call it “news.”

DON’T DO THAT. DAMN IT.

Vicious.

The look of disgust on Senator Murphys face is magnificent.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

I’m not 100% sure we’re going to have the luxury of existence for three more generations, but I like your optimism.

Well, great. God, we are fucked. And we’re probably going to be cleaning up this mess for the next three generations.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

BUT THE EMAILS!

Always one more.

It’s not clear if Assange will stick to that pledge.

It’s going to be interesting to see how Fox and the alt-right spin this one given the Wikileaks connection. How many mutually contradictory positions can they hold at one time?

Maybe Canada can help you do some burning!

What I’m holding onto right now, is that at least it will be an exciting four years. This generation will finally be able to take part in massive marches, mass acts of civil disobedience and then eventually a massive civil war, so bright side?

Our asshat of a governor here in Maine (LePage) went on a little tantrum about Pingree not attending calling on her to resign.

I don’t know why the Democrats are doing this. I really, really wish everyone would just calm down and stop pissing him off.