I think Thanksgiving has been and always shall be America’s most peaceful holiday.

Response from the Trump administration:

How I imagined the scene inside the Oval Office after the Papado news hit the fan:

“Sit on it!”

As a born-and-raised Pittsburgher who only attended one home game against the Vikings in the late ‘70s because my father got free tickets from a relative and thought it would be okay to take three children under the age of 12 and EVEN THEN we were surrounded by tit-sniffing jagoffs who had no trouble dropping F-bombs…

This deserves more stars.

There may be another reason:

Props for exemplary use of “jagoff.”

Yeah...guilty. As one comedian noted, “husky” was the ‘70s euphemism for being the fat kid.

So Mr. Kempenich, say you yourself are outside the state capitol protesting against a woman’s right to an abortion and a driver accidentally runs you over with his car - will that exempt him from liability for injuring or killing a pedestrian?

As a white person all I can add is

God these sycophants... I can’t even anymore.

Oh, you. Don’t you know God is Alanis Morissette?

To wit:

/s