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If partying in hell means I escape these assclowns in heaven, punch my ticket now.

Lord Geebus make it stop.

The Google pop-up ad on the video seemed mildly appropriate:

Secret Squirrel? Now there’s an obscure ‘70s reference.

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“Third Rock from the Sun” melded these with sublime beauty.

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Anymore when I read about a Trump rally (or any Republican rally for that matter) all I can think of is this:

Eons Fashion Antique in Pittsburgh has an INCREDIBLE selection of women’s vintage clothing.

Dammit! How did I miss “Degloved zoo penis”?!?!

This is bloody brilliant.

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The Battle of Coriana 6 was always one of my favorites.

Well that’s one...now if JR would just step down.

Santa: I got three words, Shona. Don’t make me use ‘em.
Shona: What three words?
Santa: My. Little. Pony.
Shona: Shut up, you!
Santa: Yeah? I’ve got lots more, babe.
Shona: I will mark you, Santa!

ONE-THOUSAND TIMES THIS.