Chickenfreude?

And Colin don’t forget about Versailles, PA, which they pronounce “ver-SALES,” or Dubois, pronounced “du-BOYZ.”

Tell us more about your bacon fantasies.

Bloody hell Shaun...this is a fantastic read. Bravo.

Your first commercial, sir.

Bonus points for the Marx Brothers’ reference.

Colin, bravo. Richard Cohen should be paraded to Cape Canaveral, loaded into a capsule, and launched into a slow-decaying orbit around the sun.

Is you is or is you ain’t my baby?

Muchas gracias. 😆

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Although a Pittsburgher but not a baseball fan, I heartily approve this message.

It’s only Sunday...they’ll use the Monday news cycle to somehow blame Michelle Obama.

God I’m going to miss Obama 2.0.

Abhorrent. +1

I tried to find a popcorn pizza gif but this was the best I could do. Sorry to disappoint, Colin.