There is no way in hell I’ll be able to get that song out of my head today.

One day at the Costco “cafe” I saw a 50-ish couple buying a hot dog lunch for two Mormon missionaries. Good times.

I posted this on the other article and will post it again.

Danny Winters.

As a Pittsburgher, I can confirm your theory.

I know the place. Not surprised of late.

I like the cut of your jib.

Almost.

No; that would only lead to mass hysteria.

Welcome to ‘Murrika Your Holiness!

I worked at a B. Dalton Bookseller ages ago and we used to have so much fun...we kept a diary of (in)famous customer happenings. One day I had an argument with a customer who insisted that V.C. Andrews couldn’t possibly be dead because she was still publishing books. Then there was the guy who asked for a copy of L.…

God, what a depressing-looking man. It must be hell to live in that household.

I’m sorry. I’m very very sorry.

I have never yelled at my computer screen as much as I have today. My coworkers keep asking if I’m OK. The ACLU is now saying it doesn’t want her incarcerated but rather “Plaintiffs urge the Court to impose financial penalties sufficiently serious and increasingly onerous to compel Davis’ immediate compliance without…

...you could literally die from anything.