And I thought America’s Largest Full-Time State Legislature™ here in Pennsylvania was the most useless and wasteful. Everything really is bigger in Texas.

So thankful I wasn’t the only one who misread the headline at first blush.

Who knew Tom Brady had character to assassinate?

I’m gay and I don’t get it. Although I usually do throw my jacket on some piece of furniture when I get home.

How have these details not been reported in the ne...

Pittsburgher here and you’re spot on. But my Pepsi shot out my nose when I got to Boston.

Any time Rand Ayn opens his mouth anymore, all I can picture is this:

Get back to me when the season is shorter than a ridiculous 162 games and it’s played during reasonable warmer months and not when there’s a chance of snow during the World Series.

You forgot maturity. And derpness.

Thanks, Boston teams and fans alike, for once again being the classiest act in sports.

"Get yourselves to fuck."

Oh sure because American Christians suffer incessant persecution every goddamn day.

That it is. At the end of the year between Christmas and New Year's, PennDOT will shut down the parkway, cover that section with earth and demolish the bridge. Can't wait for that party.

OK I'll bite.

You win. Everyone else can go home now.

Sigh...and each time I think we've reached the tipping point of stupid in this country. So much for The Great American Experiment.

"Piglio Griglio" is now my new favorite wine.

I had no idea what "queef" meant until I finally looked it up.

I am shocked - shocked! - that anyone would imply FIFA is corrupt.

"I bet each coin was coated in measles."