The Sentinel (1977) should be on this list. I saw it on late-night TV one time as a kid and this scene scarred me for life:

It was nice of the Pens to not wait until mid-season for Malkin to take stupid penalties and the defense to totally collapse in the third period.

Evil. +1

Haha you led off with a Diving Crosby joke! How original! Couldn't work in a Farting PK Subban joke, or is it too soon?

The Rooneys have become complacent. They don't have a Ron Burkle to step in when the season ticket wait list drops from 7,000 to 3,000 and people would rather sell their tickets on stubhub than deal with a bunch of drunken yinzers off the field and incompetent coaching on the field.

Wonder who leaked the photo? It's a bit over-exposed.

That was penile, er, puerile. +1

Harsh. +1

Obligatory:

Thanks Petchesky I really needed that Diet Coke to clean out my sinuses.

Until the contestants have to battle native predators, I won't watch the show. Humans aren't vicious enough. Unfortunately the only dangerous animals there are jaguars, spider monkeys, sea turtles and bull sharks. Now if they make Rocker wrestle crocodiles? Count me in.

And don't forget their boons.

I am shocked - shocked! - that domestic violence continues to be a problem within the NFL.

THIS needs to remain on top.

Disgusting. +1

Thanks...I really needed to clear my sinuses with that Diet Pepsi.

Wow. Steelers fans have either grown extremely complacent, or expect to win the Superbowl this year. Or both.

"BoyzIIMen"

Atrocious and appropriate. +1

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