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Love these 3 - will never understand the hate.

Ford: now with a “dogleg” gear!

I’m sure the British sports car purists consider this a sacrilege, but I’m a hot-rodder at heart so I consider that an asset and not a liability. Besides, over the years I’ve seen so much chopping and hacking to various MGBs of all types that this doesn’t faze me in the least.

Beat the SUV craze by a generation. 

People get rid of their M5s for all sorts of dumb reasons... 

Neymar be like “hmm...”

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

I’ll go further and make the state PAY for the value of the vehicle as purchased...

“We should have been more precise in our language around the Delica and ‘mini-trucks,’ but regardless, the underlying statute is what is being followed.””

When boomers worship the halcyon days of homologated hypercars racing at Le Mans, they’re worshipping the Mercedes-Benz CLK GTR.

me any time i need to get to a new mission at Trevor’s in GTA V

Okay Grandpa Elon, let’s get you to bed.

The 4th amendment says:

Is there any actual evidence he was drunk driving? As far as I know “claims to smell alcohol” is not a legal metric. Did a breath alcohol or blood test confirm this? Otherwise it’s the cop’s word against the private citizen.  His “crime” was playing music too loud - hardly much of a crime to set aside the 4th…

If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

We’ve been swerving more and more into the Dr Strangelove timeline...

JALOPNIK: Behold the Top Ten Nightmare Cars!