I’ve probably seen the first 3 seasons of the Office at least 100 times each, no lie (I got a many years’ head start on Billie). However, I think I’ve made it through 8 and 9 just 1-2 times since their original airing.

I watched tons of Nick at Nite as a kid, including shows that came out before my parents were born, so I get what you’re saying.

I wouldn’t mind if he just didn’t wake up at all.

Didn’t Beck Bennett play him at one point l? I know he does Pence, but I find it hard to believe among a cast with that many white dudes, they couldn’t find a single one who could play Biden.

Absentee ballots are harder to get in Texas. I would just make sure to show up and vote during early voting and wear a mask.

I think Drake verses make up at least half of Sicko Mode. If you’re a real Travis Scott fan (which I’m not), you’d think you’d pick something else. 

To me, washing down American-sized portions of seafood with Mountain Dew and tequila sounds like a great way to spend the rest of the night puking.

I was also disappointed in the placement of “Paid in Full.” I always find all the ranked lists kinda pointless, though. It’s just too subjective to rank a list of things that are all great.

As a Spurs fan, I always get a little schadenfreude from Kawhi not winning. To be clear, I’m not mad he left the team, I’m mad that he jacked the Spurs around for an entire season when he didn’t need to. I’m pretty confident if he told the Spurs up front that he wanted to get back home to LA, they could’ve worked…

This girl is from Austin. They’ve got some pretty aggressive squeegee dudes under every highway intersection there. I guess that didn’t bother little Veronica because the squeegee guys in Austin are mostly white men. Maybe she never left Westlake (the richest part of town, where she’s from) growing up.

I was floored. I’ve almost finished rewatching the entire series and I probably spend way too much time thinking about the show. The timing of all this is pretty perfect.

Hey now! Carlton still has the moves! He won DWTS a few years ago!

They’re also massive cowards.

Anyone who uses Andy Ngo tweets as evidence is a fucking idiot.

There was a crust punk bum who would hang around near my college with his BMX bike who looked just like him. He would tell me to smile and i was just like “not today, Puck!” Honestly, it’s entirely possible it WAS him.

Mold is a fungus. Not bacteria.

I’ve never understood why any white person *wants* to use the word (any version of it). It’s very easy to not say it.

Tried to. It was dry and gross. We had our wedding party in my hometown (where we didn’t live) and the TSA stopped us to inspect our foil-wrapped cake. I’m sure the combo of cross-country travel and a year in the freezer didn’t make ideal cake conditions.

I do think she was the better Aunt Viv, but agree that she seems to have brought this on herself and still talks shit over 25 years since she got fired. I don’t buy that she was just fired for being pregnant because they wrote her pregnancy into the damn show! And the whole new baby thing ended up being a little shark…

As a parent, I plan to go off the grid before my kids reach adolescence. Not really, but sometimes I think about it. AIM and email were bad enough in my day!