Damn now I want one. 

Ah, I loved that conference when I (unfortunately) worked in hedge funds, because it meant all the shouty bosses were gone and we could chill a little in the office.

“Uh, thanks for the endorsement?” -Biden

Well, I expected better from Common. Not necessarily any of the others.

Good thing “asshole” has retained its meaning.

So you like sexual assault and harassment? Good to know.

Came here to say this!

The Sprouts store brand ketchup actually meets my formerly strict Heinz-only criteria.

Ignore and flag fake Lizardo. He’s made multiple new accounts and is grayed until someone replies to him. Don’t take the bait! 

Ignore the fake Dr. He needs to be kept in the grays.

If you were alive in the 90s, you might remember him better as “Aaaawoonnn Buhhhhh.”

Yup! I’ve lived in Denver for just a short time but quickly learned that Aurora PD has the rep of being totally fucked. From police brutality/murder to tear gassing peaceful protestors to multiple officers busted drunk on the job, sounds like a real mess.

Yeah, the wildest girls I knew were the kids of overbearing dads who treated daughters like their property. 

They drink those in South America, too.

Oh man, I would get so sick if I drank that.

I know he’s sorta his protege/prolly feels like he owes him, but it was frustrating to see Chance the Rapper tweetstorming about Kanye being better than Biden.

It’s annoying that he’s still allowed to work in elections stuff at all. 

Exactly. Just add oregano (and MSG, if you want) to the original spice blend recipe. 

The Jews he named are Ashkenazi, meaning from Europe. Ashkenazis both descend from many, many generations of people living in Europe, but are also considered quite likely to have some white European ancestry mixed in due to intermarriage way back.

Bo-bandy? Kinja won’t let me embed an image: https://images.app.goo.gl/6cM8D9FB4EqFLQ9w8