What did he steal?

I got takeout onigiri from a Japanese restaurant (in the U.S) and it was packaged how you describe.

Also, it just makes him look like he sucks at his job. You’d think the president would know who the head of biomedical research for HHS was.

Wow, no-knock warrant plus no body cameras. How did I guess? Goddamnit.

The homeowner even wrote to the DA asking for an investigation into the murder and was ignored!

Yeah, I thought that, too. Maybe the DOJ will actually try since Trump’s buddy Tom Brady signed on. 

Lemme get this straight:Affirming your kid’s gender=too far.

Dads hiring sex workers to blow their adolescent sons and nephews IS atypical. 

Thank you for not being a hater of vegans.

“This isn’t my fault at all. I own that.” How does that work?

I wonder what Crispin is up to these days. I went to some live panel of his own movie one time and it was weird as fuck. 

What the fuck is wrong with people?! pt. 84 million this month alone, sigh.

Co-signed as a former in-house counsel.

Or anywhere near the U.S.-Mexico border. Or many areas of big cities like NYC.

My first thought was sending Tom Cruise to space will have an insurance budget that exceeds even the going to space budget. I don’t see a studio wanting to be involved.

I thought that was Battlefield Earth.

He lives in a wealthy enclave. His neighbors have help for that.

“Rich people cocaine”=ego the size of the sun.

I thought she might end up hooking up with Guillermo, actually. Her being an energy vampire is an interesting idea! I would love that.

The first season got off to a slow start in my house, but then we got really into it. The second season has been fantastic.