I could make my own top 5 by how much they’ve infiltrated my brain. “If you have to go potty, stop and go right away” is a big one. As my toddler sings it “wash and wash and be on your way.”

Exactly. I’ve been tipping like 40%+ on stuff, even orders that are mostly packaged foods from the deli. If they’re risking their health so I can stay home, they deserve it.

But did they remember to bury decoy beans, too? 

OMG, that’s true!

He was in it just a bit, when they’re outside under the tent brainstorming venue ideas. 

I’ve seen every episode of the show several times and am not actually sure what the date one is referring to. The car one isn’t really that awkward. The show isn’t really that awkward generally, other than a few of the earlier eps. 

I’m interested in to giving it a try. I just forgot to do it yesterday because of *gestures around the world.* I might download it tonight (after Schitt’s Creek).

Exactly this. 

He also had the audacity to say the federal stockpile is not for the states? Who the fuck is it for then? The parts of America that aren’t states like Puerto Rico and Guam (haha like Trump would ever help Puerto Rico).

I’m amazed Texas doesn’t have any hotspots, but the big city mayors are mostly democrats who took this a little more seriously earlier than the state government. Greg Abbott also hasn’t been quite as stupid on this as I expected. Not great (see: shutting down all abortions as if they aren’t time-sensitive), but not as…

P.S. “you make a bread man crumb” killed me.

I agree. I’m also glad she did that thing she did in the last episode because that person is a loser. I’ve been in that boat several times and it never works out. I was waiting for it all season. 

It’s based on a memoir of the same name. 

This is delightful. Whenever this song comes on anywhere I can’t help but laugh thinking of Mick Jagger’s ridiculous dancing in that video and Jon really nailed it. 

President Saying the Quiet Part Loud: “They had things—levels of voting that, if you ever agreed to it, you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again.”

I saw that in my RSS and thought, does Tim Gunn have a sister also named Heidi?

Ew, Andrew.

You know things are going well when retired pro athletes have to do the government’s job. Thanks to Stephon for stepping up in a big way in any case.

I hope his body throws the sickness out like so:

At least Clark Griswold never killed anybody. And was funny to watch flail.