I’m vegan and always have a fuckton of dried beans around anyway because I buy them in bulk from a delicious bean company. I’ve had to stock up on shit I normally need because other people have started buying it up. I took extra stuff and put it in a plastic bin so we wouldn’t eat it in normal use, and added some…

Yeah, I find it very suspicious that my school’s gifted program was only white, even though there were other non-white kids at my school who weren’t in gifted yet grew up to be biomedical engineers and doctors and shit. I’m a lawyer. So like the least smart of the “smart” jobs. 

I had a high IQ when tested as a child and was put in a “gifted” program. Those kids grew up to be way less traditionally successful or productive than the non-“gifted” kids in our school. Some of them got in trouble for starting fires or would do stuff like stick their fingers in the (manual) pencil sharpener and…

It says something that the people who work with him might know what he means by “white stuff.”

Monday: Rudy Gobert was joking around about the virus by touching all the press mics.

I’ve found this out several times now and I’m shocked every time like it’s the first time I heard it. So much evil in one family.

Ah, I know him as the historically inaccurately young and handsome version of Lord Melbourne from the Victoria series. 

I once had to learn a tap routine to that song when I was way too old to have to listen to that song (15 maybe?).

I have never heard of this until now. I was a senior in college when it aired, so I guess I wasn’t keeping up with the haps on CBS at the time. 

I think you know.

Eh, I don’t wanna do it in the real jungle. A set would be more fun. I deal with enough ants at home. 

I’m from Austin and have worked adjacent to that scene in the past. I’m pretty surprised SXSW didn’t have a better safety net. Especially given the money they’ve pulled in every year for at least the past 15 years of the fest, and the fact that the bulk of the actual festival workforce is volunteer. (They work them…

“O’Neill must have had a subjective belief that he was going to sustain serious bodily injury.” Must have? According to what evidence? Circular logic, much? That sentence just says “he shot him because he must have thought he was going to be hurt or else he wouldn’t have shot.”

And lady lawyers with a keen interest in consumer financial protection, but I guess you could also file that under “teachers’ pets.”

I would be fine with “canceling” all of those people. It would be so tragic if all those shitty people who are already millionaires had to stop being on our screens and radios due to mistreating others.

He’s been with other underage girls (google it) and has been credibly accused of assaulting his daughter...

I’m 35 and have read a lot of information about the accusations against Woody. If you haven’t heard about his other inappropriate relationships with young girls that are documented, you’re the one who’s “low information,” regardless of age. You don’t hate defending Woody Allen, you love being on your high horse.…

She can apologize every way on earth, but trying to tell a black person they don’t have the standing to invoke Dr. King just says too much about her character for her to come back from that. Whether you like Nina Turner or Bernie or not.

I find it kind of surprising that y’all don’t learn about MLK in Canada. We learned about non-American civil rights leaders even in my shitty Texas public school education.

I yell “you’re a virgin who can’t drive!” at people in traffic pretty regularly.