Exactly! I even keep the cooked pancakes in a warm oven until I finish the batch so everyone’s pancakes are warm. I’m not making a decorative board with them!

Even though I knew it was coming, I lost it at “let’s hear it for Du Bois.” I’m going to hear that in my head whenever I hear the real song forever. 

Lyrics aside, the singles I’ve heard so far from this album are boring keyboard pop and I’m a Tame Impala fan.

Same. I love Schwartz and do not like Middleditch. I’ve never seen Silicon Valley, but I’ve disliked Middleditch in every commercial he’s in. I thought my dislike was irrational, then I read some interviews with the guy and realized the dislike was totally rational. Douchey.

Same. Pretty sure I’m eligible to join Daughters of the Backwards Losers or whatever it’s called. I thought about trying to get some of my like-minded redneck blood ladies to infiltrate it en masse, take it over, and dissolve it.

Looks like the bad PR got them to change their minds on that one: https://www.koin.com/local/clackamas-county/da-to-investigate-west-linn-cops-handling-of-wrongful-arrest/

I’m amazed they don’t have Fresh Prince on streaming. The only way I can find it is on BET sometimes but they don’t make the episodes available on demand. It’s such a classic show. I looked it up once and I think the article said that their cable syndication deal made it hard to do a streaming deal, but I don’t really…

Geez, D Wade, thanks for being such a wonderful father that I have to LIKE a Miami Heat player... But seriously, good on him and Gabrielle! Do he and Gabrielle have full custody? I never hear Zaya’s bio mom mentioned.

P.S. of course he’s from Greenwich CT. Wonder what kind of finance the dad of this “great kid” does. 

White kids who go on mission trips abroad are often very racist. They’re either n-word droppers like this chode or see black and brown children as props for their own doo-gooder humblebrags. Source: I’m a white girl who grew up evangelical.

This is the best thing I’ve read since his death. Beautifully written and perfectly put.

He’s like the Clark Griswold of presidents but only from some of the later Vacation movies that weren’t even fun to watch. 

Sorry, kid: the Sixers’ Joel Embiid did it first and did it better: https://deadspin.com/joel-embiid-drinking-shirley-temples-by-the-pitcher-is-1736939993/amp

Came here to say this. I’m a vegan married to a guy with an ultra orthodox sibling so I know my way around the symbols. I would never take pareve as meaning I could eat it without reading the ingredients carefully.

I think he’s only in charge of the Good Place. Vicky is running the Bad Place/sorting out who goes where test and the Judge is still the Judge. 

I was hoping the solution was going to be to employ the Good Place people in creating and running the system they’re using to figure out who gets into the Good Place. It would give them stakes and keep their minds working. Humans are intelligent animals and usually like to solve problems or feel like they’re…

Also, my favorite weird and annoying House Hunters was the guy with the very thick Minnesota accent who needed a shower he could lay down in (!), thin walls for good WiFi reception, and walking distance to the football stadium. His pregnant wife seemed to have no requests of her own. The amount of times that dude said…

I used to watch HGTV back when I lived in a college apartment with free cable. This was 2003-2005ish and most of the shows were DIY home decor shows back then.

His due diligence about the frequency Che calls people dog humpers? Yeah, he really dropped the journalistic ball. To not acknowledge that Michael Che has called other people dog humpers besides Jack Allison is basically libel. Expect a retraction any minute now!

I got some chef/doctor clogs for Christmas-Calzuros. I love them. I have a bad back and feet issues so it makes long cooking spells much more pleasant. I wear them all around the house all the time.