I volunteered at an elementary school and was shocked that the food was even less nutritious than we got fed in the 90s. Literally every time I went to volunteer lunch was a burger and jello.

Possibly, but even if it doesn’t stick to him, it’s still worth trying. *glaring at Democratic Party*

My daughter: “I got invited to a youth basketball team coached by an NBA legend!”

It rusted after one use for me. Wasn’t impressed. 

It rusted after one use for me. Wasn’t impressed. 

I wouldn’t like a roommate who is in the bathroom for an hour running water every night and having people over every night, even if it was their SO or whatever, but that’s more about roommate etiquette, not their sexual interests. 

Hot take: all snack cakes are garbage and taste only like vegetable shortening.

Mine, too. We don’t eat meat, so she has fewer things to compare to, I guess. She is 2 and goes nuts for stuff like broccoli, dolmas, oranges, and hummus. She does love sweets, though.

My toddler loves Old Town Road, but it’s been a while since we played it. This article reminds me I should play it when I get her from preschool so she doesn’t demand “Sesa Street Elmo songs” like she usually does. Did you know that there are only a handful of Sesame Street tracks on streaming and they’re all at…

I prefer my method of crying and cursing and rubbing my eyes and blowing my nose. It’s never failed me yet. 

It’s still a trip to see Derrick White on Team USA. Also, most Americans, even hardcore basketball fans, can’t muster a care about FIBA World Cup the way we do about the Olympics.

In Austin, which still has a staggering homeless problem, some groups have built tiny house communities to house people who had been living on the streets and it’s gone well. It’s a teeny program relative to the number of homeless, but it’s showing that it can work.

Yeah and a bushel of corn is cheaper per ear than just ordering one ear of corn. B-in-law’s argument is silly.

I’m a millennial, but I thought when reading the headline that this was somehow M*A*S*H-related.

Someone needs to sit their kid down and show them this. Swords will fucking cut you wide open. Also inflatable pools.

I used to curse it but now I’m thankful for my lifelong inability to drink more than 3 drinks without vomiting and my late-20s onset headaches and wicked hangovers from drinking even a 1-2 drinks. When I see the mommy wine culture stuff I’m amazed. Sometimes I feel like I can barely keep up with my mom duties totally…

I hope you’re asking entirely in jest because that’s a very stupid question.

You think processed vegan foods aren’t fortified but omnivorous ones are? LOL. Thank you, Internet nutritionist. 

There are literally no vegans who consider human milk fed to human babies not vegan. Those stories you hear where little babies are malnourished are usually because their moms are trying to exclusively breastfeed (not veganism) and weren’t making enough milk. Often the baby actually dies of thirst. 

Has this ever happened to you? You sound like you’re full of it.

The Brooks piece sounds so unpleasant that I couldn’t even stand to read all of this article about the piece.