I’ve said it a million times but the Coogan law like they have in CA (requiring money earned by child performers to be set aside in trust for the child in an account parents can’t touch) should be passed nationwide and apply to family video bloggers/YT/Instagram stuff as well.

I’m married but if a guy had shown up on a first date in a signet ring, it would’ve been a no. “Are you a Freemason or a mafioso or a grandfather or something?”

I’m married but if a guy had shown up on a first date in a signet ring, it would’ve been a no. “Are you a Freemason…

If I become public editor, can I get out of the grays?

I go Warren-Sanders so we can finally have a woman president but also because Bernie presiding over the Senate would be delicious. 

Not surprised by Reagan or Nixon. I gotta say that Trump isn’t our most boldly racist president ever, just of the past 80 years or so. The most boldly racist president since it wasn’t considered “polite” for whites to be openly racist.

I was born in the mid-80s, but this still doesn’t surprise me at all. 

You’re 21 and have been together for 7 years, so since age 14. You had a child when you were 18. When was the casual sex you had when you were younger? Maybe it was ok, but when you’re, say 17, you definitely haven’t had time to figure out what you’re really into. I’m also confused by “when I was younger, everyone…

When I was that age, in the olden times of the early 1990s, we only played dodgeball with very soft balls. They were basically vinyl filled with soft foam. It would’ve been very difficult to get injured by one of those even if someone beaned it as hard as they could (and we tried).

This was all made possible by evil fucking cheater Mitch McConnell.

He did immediately post a correction on the spelling. I’ll give him a pass for a typo/autocorrect thing not noticed until the post blew up. 

“Other generations were told alcohol was a learned taste that we had to grow to appreciate.”

What a waste of maple syrup. That shit ain’t cheap.

I worked at a chain restaurant when I was in high school. Company policy was to card under 40. One of our best servers got fired for not carding a guy with salt and pepper hair who was a secret shopper from corporate. I can get why a bartender would be careful. 

The only time I’ve been carded in years was when I was with my parents and grandfather at an Olive Garden in a small town. I was over 30. We found it hilarious, especially because their mixed drinks barely have any actual booze in them.

Saaaaame. 

As I saw on twitter, they believe in small government, unless the government is deciding who lives and who dies. 

Women don’t really touch anything to use the bathroom unless your TP technique is bad, so the pre-wash is probably less necessary. People who don’t wash after are monsters, though. 

But Jason Sudeikis already nailed the part as a a supporting role in The Jay Z Story. 

I love her!

I feel bad because I hadn’t gotten around to watching it yet. I’m sure there were a lot of other people who had planned to to check it out. Now I know to watch stuff when it comes out so they get credit for the numbers.