I would love if the Spurs could get Gasol somehow. He’s the Gasol we really always wanted anyway and Marc has expressed interest in going to the Spurs in the past. Hell, I would take DeMarcus on a short deal at this point. We aren’t gonna be a contender next season so let’s roll the dice a little. 

Send someone out to pick up the food or ask the food place to charge gratuity up front. A lot of places grat you if you have a certain size order anyway.

Or Grease.

Spurs have one of the most boring jerseys. It’s so boring that you forgot it existed. Even the funsies alternative kit is just gray and black camo. Fans have been demanding some use of fiesta colors (the bright colors of the 90s Spurs logo), but no luck so far.

I say this as a Spurs fan (duh): the Spurs have one of the most boring jerseys and the most boring fun times jersey. Ours is gray camo. They could salute the military but also make it fiesta colors!*

The grand jury declined to indict the shooter. 

She was out of town when the case was brought to the grand jury. 

Yeah this makes it sound like Rocky probably did something good. I have more faith in Sweden’s justice system than ours so hopefully this gets resolved fairly.

I’m also one and I agree. Too high of a risk that someone will put raisins in the food where they don’t belong (seriously non-Southern whites, what’s the deal with all the fucking raisins...gross). 

I hate hate hate talk radio, especially morning jocks, but sometimes I listen to one of the several Spanish radio station morning show in my city. The one I like is 2 chill young dudes speaking Spanglish about innocuous stuff like cell phones and who won the lottery, not the more stereotypical morning zoo en español…

Portland police are good buddies with Proud Boys and white domestic terrorist-type groups (they even text each other!) so this was probably completely intentional.

I’m from Texas and Louie Gohmert is one of our many, many, embarrassments. When I hear a politician said something fucked up, Gohmert is one of my first guesses every time.

I thought when rappers went into acting, they usually did it under their real name, not their stage name. Awkwafina is a cute rap name, but is a weird name for a 30-year-old actress.

This is not the tax evasion that’s costing the government the big bucks. I hope you’re similarly outraged by the tax loopholes exploited and tax laws flaunted by large corporations and the very wealthy. Not to mention what is essentially bribery of elected officials to change laws to reduce their own tax burdens…

Why not both? They’re hoarding wealth at the executive level and are also overvalued.

Hopefully some overzealous ADA is getting their ass handed to them by their boss right now. 

Same. It’s a weird spot to be in. It’s how the industry works, though, and at least she made fucktons of money. It’s not like she signed away ownership and someone else profited, which happened to a lot of artists back in the day.

Freddie Mercury was bisexual. 

There’s a MASSIVE difference between registering a domain using the name of a business and actually making a website purporting to be that of the actual restaurant in question but with different contact info. The URL registration is not the main point of this article.

Fucked up. To all the YouTube parents out there: your children do not exist as entertainment or to pay your bills. Get a life.