Uh, I’m the same age. The Office started nearly 15 years ago, when we were in college. Friends (which I don’t watch) aired when were were children/teens. My parents who are boomers like those shows, too. They just don’t use Netflix. 

I own some of the seasons of The Office on DVD and will just have to watch them that way or rip them onto a stick. It is my TV Valium. 

Also, wanting everyone to speak German is nationalism.

Why did the mother get her kid back if the girl was so abused she needed brain surgeries? That’s astonishing.

You gotta show the back of Lena Waithe’s. Also, pretty sure that’s not Chadwick Boseman.

I’m sadly not amazed that a small town in GA is racist. I am amazed that a 1500-person town has a mayor AND a city administrator and gets out-of-state applicants for that job. I’m pretty sure my neighborhood has more people that that.  

It might be $350k and he posted 10% bond.

I’m in my mid-30s and want to go back and re-watch early 90s SNL. I want to see if I think it was as funny as I did when I got to watch it sometimes as a kid (thanks, grandma!) and then in the late ‘90s in reruns on Comedy Central.

I’m a big enough Office fan to know most of those questions and also that the yogurt lid medal is not authentic. The real ones from the show used Yoplait, not giant Chobani lids.

This was seriously the longest and dumbest refutation to veganism I’ve ever seen.

Letting the domesticated animals we’ve bred into freaks of nature to make them more convenient for humans go extinct would be fine with me. The earth doesn’t need chickens that can’t stand up and sheep with wool so dense they get infections unless you skin their crotches. 

You can find that on Jerry Orbach Way in Midtown. (It is real.)

They shoulda done it in Astoria.

I also knew this back when it first came out and was suitably uncomfortable.

Does the ex-quasi-stepbrother look like Paul Rudd?

Because Twitter is lazy/cheap when it comes to protecting users and twitter thinks what it does promotes free speech (it actually doesn’t since its overrun with bullies trying to impede others’ speech). Twitter allows handles with all manner of slurs. N-word, k-word, f-g-word, etc.

I’m a little picky about them being even so I still do them one at a time. I find the press and cut all at once thing never works as well as I want it to, so it doesn’t save me much time.

Amen. I’m that weirdo who likes to smell my own fingers when they’re all garlicky from chopping garlic.

I hate onions to be even a little bit crunchy so I always cook them for a long time before I do anything else. Sometimes I do garlic first and set aside and sometimes I just add it later if I’m doing a pan thing that has a little liquid. We don’t use much cooking oil anymore (doctor’s orders), just a light spritz, so…

I doubt it. Ettore Messina almost certainly has next unless he goes somewhere else first, which seems unlikely since he knows the team is his when Pop retires soonish.