That Sphinx cake looks like Mitch McConnell.

Didn’t Alex already name his pick for successor? I hope they honor that.

I’ve always wondered how this chode ever got to be on TV. He’s even dumber than most of the Fox News braintrust. I figured he was some kind of PA whom Bill O’Reilly took a shine to and, upon googling just now, found out that’s pretty much what happened.

Dear WOOD: wear condoms with a person you barely know. Problem solved. Unless you’re doing it onto her body in which case the effect is basically the same regardless of amount.

Yeah, this is around when I pivoted to indie, dance music, rap, and punk. I haven’t gotten into mainstream alt rock since. The alt rock station in my town barely even plays “rock” anymore. The closest to rock they play is fucking Imagine Dragons, Christ.

I like Pixies most out of all of these. I think STP>>Bush. I feel like Bush got by partially on Gavin’s handsomeness.

I want Letters to Cleo on its own bill because it would be a cheaper and better show.

Marilyn! I don’t think Gavin has ever admitted they were together even though accounts from the time all say so.

This is accurate. I’m a Texan of around the right age to be a Toadies fan and I would love to do Possum Kingdom at karaoke, but it’s creepy as fuck. Maybe it’s less creepy if I sing it because I’m a tiny woman.

I was 12 in 1997 but had precocious taste in music because I had a young dad who was into current stuff. I thought all those bands kinda sucked. Not saying I had excellent taste across the board (I owned Big Willie Style...), but I still think I was right about that opinion. I was really into “classic” grunge (Pearl…

Relevant information that explains some of the weirdness (but only to an extent): they used to be a long-term couple.

I hope Miel changes her mind about not fighting the counter-notice. Seems like she can easily find a lawyer to do it for free given all the attention. It might not be necessary if the bad publicly leads the attorney to withdraw the counter-notice (not bc Barstool has any ethics, but because attorneys are legally…

Is his Russian handler named “Simona Mangiante” and also married to him?  That’s my theory.

Yeah, I was expecting a pic of Pegg all big and muscly in a surprising way, not skinny but with muscle definition and the contrast filter turned up way too high. Pegg is certainly not jacked.

Ew! Don’t besmirch the image of adorable Adam Scott by comparing him to this creeper!

I know! This dude needs to be criminally investigated if he’s seen any patients.

Yeah, I thought this was going to be some kind of Andy Kaufman thing, not an actual dangerous medical hoax.

No, she’s not. You might disagree with her policy idea, but that’s not the same as her being nuts.

WTF. I never even heard my racist Alabaman grandmother say the n-word. It’s a pretty low bar... If you somehow drop racial slurs while drunk maybe you should never drink. Nobody says it on “accident” who hasn’t said it on purpose a few times.

If it’s the same as in a 2016 Prius, EV mode is only supposed to be used in parking garages and stuff, NOT ever on the road.