I eat bagels opened apart open-face style. That way, the cream cheese doesn’t squirt out the back when you bite in.

Thin Mints go in the freezer. I don’t want them if they’re room temp. 

I recently got 2 of them to try (one for me and one for my husband). They’re from target, so only a little bougie. They’re nice but I’m short and have a terry bathrobe so I don’t feel like it that necessary for me.

I recently got 2 of them to try (one for me and one for my husband). They’re from target, so only a little bougie.…

I’m surprised he even lets his wife have brown hair, seriously.

I know a few single-issue evangelical white voters who voted Trump because they thought Pence would ride in on their Sky Boy’s back to get rid of abortion and, while not *overtly* racist, they are covertly racist in that they don’t really care about equality or civil rights.

Even as a kid, I thought Kenan was an over-actor who mugged for the camera too much (even for All That, where almost all the kids were over-actors who mugged for the camera too much). I liked Kel more for sure. Then he was cast on SNL and stayed on it for a million years... I’ve only recently warmed up to him.

The foot cheese stuff, especially Abbi’s reactions to it, had me laughing so hard.

How did they find Blippi in the first place? I have a toddler and would like to prevent this from happening. We don’t use YT, just PBS Kids app, so hopefully that’s a start.

He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t end up in the pen like Anthony Weiner at this point. Statutory rape doesn’t require that the defendant know that the victim was underage (but he seems to have known anyway) and the statute of limitations on child sexual abuse is usually pretty long. Longer than 6 years for sure...

I met Wayne Coyne and the rest of the 2003 lineup of the Lips with my girl friends when I was an 18 y/o girl. We had been animals onstage and got to go backstage after. He and the band were not creepy at all to us and I was really impressed. HOWEVER, that was what some OKC locals call “Old Wayne” and “New Wayne’s”…

If the rest of the season is any indication, they prolly won’t, but we can dream.

Same.

I used to really like Embiid because he was funny and irreverent as a rookie, but as he gets older his public persona is getting just plain bratty. He still wants to be the underdog, but he wants to be a dick about it. You’re finally an All-Star now, kid, act like one! /oldpersonrantdontevengetmestartedonKD

I was 5 when that movie came out and it terrified the shit out of me. I don’t think I’ve ever been more scared of a movie in my life. I was afraid to eat food. 

Even BBC America, whose original purpose was to let ex-pats see British shows in the US and introduce British TV to America so we could make worse versions of the same shows, is mostly American movies, Star Trek, and bullshit shows now. I’m pretty sure the only British thing they show is Dr Who now. They should just…

My elementary school music teacher was later convicted of molesting some of my classmates and I believe is in prison to this day. 

I hope you called her out for it!

Counterpoint: Grover is a buffoon and way more self-absorbed than Elmo. He’s a know-it-all who actually knows very little and has to insert himself into every situation even if it’s not appropriate.

I thought Elmo was annoying, then I had a kid who fell in love with Elmo. Then I discovered that the “Classic” episodes I grew up with were kinda draggy and have too much filler. The stories are often too long and pointless. I still hate Elmo the Musical, though, and am glad they stopped making it. 

Half the time, I forget she even makes music. This pick is baffling.