It kinda seems if we don’t have a minimum, we’re encouraging older teen skaters to develop eating disorders so they can delay puberty/ not develop adult woman bodies. Which is already happening as it is. It also happens in ballet and gymnastics. Maybe there should be age classes at the competitions (not a separate…

Maroon 5 is “funk rock?”

I can’t* believe Jimmy didn’t make a Brian Fellows joke when he invited Tracy to stay for the animal segment.

*Hamberdler (sorry)

For some reason, when Kyle was on the Spurs, I was really ambivalent about him. I wasn’t deserved, I regretted it once he was gone, and it was probably mostly due to his awful chin pubes goatee he sported early on. I used to call him “Dumb Baby” because he was so young-looking. I feel bad about it now, but if he had do…

Demi has had plastic surgery on her face so her kids were never gonna look just like the way we think of her anyway.

Texan. Can confirm. Full disclosure: I do drive a Prius. I used to joke that I didn’t need a Beto sticker (I don’t do bumper stickers) because the seafoam Prius already signals that vibe. I’ve never seen a Prius with a GOP candidate stickers but have seen A LOT with dem campaign stickers and new age bullshit stickers…

I loved Rent in middle school after seeing the touring production in the mid-‘90s. Then I got to high school and had to listen to the other theatre kids sing it ad nauseam and now I can’t really enjoy it anymore. It’s also woefully dated, but it was cool to have a musical focused on LGBTQ characters in the early 90s…

That’s our Pop.

Until they cut back to Jacqueline paying Kimmy, I thought the mole woman video was just Kimmy’s imagining of it, not that they actually made it. I didn’t love that weird bit. I can’t see Donna Maria agreeing to do it.

I didn’t love the mom thing, either. Her mom was a deadbeat even before Kimmy was kidnapped so I didn’t really care about seeing her again.

I agree that the blindness thing was weird (and totally unnecessary to the story, like most of the most iffy/potentially offensive bits on the show).

Meek Mill is a famous rapper. He is also famous for his fight for criminal justice before. I’m not Meek Mill’s main demographic, but I definitely know who he is. I think it could be that you have gotten a bit out of touch, not that SNL is plucking musical acts from obscurity.

Steve Martin looks like Eugene Levy in that getup.

Irony bro. Irony, bro.

Omg I forgot about this 

If it makes you feel better, real Abbi is 34.

Also, maybe the screener had different music, but the ass montage wasn’t to Snow Patrol on the aired version.

I really enjoyed it. The least plausible thing to me is that a person as outgoing as Ilana would only have 213 followers. Maybe people unfollowed her for oversharing. 

I don’t know the full Knicks mess situation, but I would be doing my damnednest to stay employable in the NBA if my home country’s strongman wanted to imprison me and I didn’t even feel safe going to Europe.