If he was my dad, I would be scheduling him a doctor appointment to check on his cognition, not aiding and abetting his destruction of the U.S. I don’t know a lot of 75 y/o men who say “bye bye.”

I don’t think it will. He did his best with the info he had and by all accounts gave a great performance. He’s been in lots of other things that are excellent, so I’m sure he’ll do ok. He’s also very handsome, which helps.

I met one of the producers at a professional event before the movie came out and he was selling it like it was the second coming and it was gonna win all the Oscars (esp cuz Roma only did a limited theatrical release). He’s probably having a bad time right now. He’s a rich dude in Hollywood, so “bad time” is relative,…

My thoughts exactly. Pathetic sockpuppetry.

You suck at reading. The tweet was specifically about Muslims in NJ celebrating. Keep trying to defend this racism, though. You’re digging a deeper hole every time.

I was hoping for a Spurs one and I was not disappointed. Sports bless.

That is fine, but I don’t like how wet it becomes from squeezing it flat.

I used to accidentally leave the TV on TLC and my then-boyfriend would come home to surgery shows and get pissed because he was very squeamish.

I want to watch this, but I don’t get that channel and I was also disappointed by what a douche Alton turned out to be.

Yeah, I’m amazed people don’t know this. I learned it from TV. I also took a knife skills class and was amazed that most of my classmates didn’t know this and thought I was so smart because I did. I’m like, yeah, I’m so smart. Thanks, TV!

The illustration at the top also shows the onion cut from pole to pole.

I don’t even know what time this guy is on and I know jack about baseball things, but I do know if this guy played for a worthwhile organization, he would’ve been told to cool it a day ago.

How did you ask for consent? Even your dumb attempt at a joke failed. I bet you’re a loser failed comedian.

I used to think Elmo was super annoying, but now I have a toddler. I love Elmo and his magical tantrum stopping abilities.

Agree. People used to focus on the creeper male musician problem in rock music back in the cock rock through hair bands eras, but shouldn’t forget to keep an eye out for it now that things aren’t quite as openly debaucherous.

Then it was legal if she consented because CO’s close-in-age exemption is 10 years for 17 y/os. It’s also unclear whether what they did would be considered sexual activity or not. That wasn’t really MajorBurn’s main point, though. Don’t grope people. 

Ellen cashing in her declining goodwill for Kevin Hart...ok.

Spurs fans are not so much mad about Kawhi leaving as mad about him going silent and refusing to play for a season beforehand. The Spurs have won 5 championships, including as recently as 2014, so they are definitely not the Raptors. It’s not really an inferiority thing; the Spurs fans are extremely loyal (they will…

At first I thought he was referring to the articles about whether to boo him (including in the SA paper), which might have been somewhat true, but then it became clear he was talking about the whole situation. No, Kawhi, the media isn’t at fault because you refused to talk to anyone for an entire season.

Feels good.