Agree. That really bothered me. To the point I think Dan should retract that advice. You should never lie saying that a sex toy is new when using it with someone.

I don’t give a shit about the Nets, but I follow him on social media just to see the themed shoes he doesn’t for each game. Seems like a good guy, too. 

Maybe they just prefer dick. My understanding is they both have shit taste in men, so they clearly have dick as a priority. I’m a straight lady so like even if I had a beautiful and amazing friend who was in love with me, their lack of dick would still be a dealbreaker.

My dad started to go bald in his late 20s. Not wanting a horrible combover like my grandpa, he decided to start buzzing his hair then and there. Eventually he started shaving it completely.

Agree. I liked the idea of it more than the execution. It was too all over the place. Some of the jokes were funny, but the plots took up too much oxygen. I have only seen a handful of episodes but did like when everyone was obsessed with kaleidoscopes (the way we are with smartphones).

I was maybe 13 when Stephanie (or Murphy or whatever man’s name he called her as a joke) started being on the Late Show and I just thought it was another random non-sequitur thing where they bring a random person into the Late Show orbit, like Rupert Gee or whatever. When I found out later they were having an affair,…

In terms of the actual show, Tom Haverford is basically a sex predator for the first several seasons. Constantly harassing Ann, even trying to give her a nanny cam bear?! The arc where he and Ann dated later on was the most unnecessary thing about the show besides Craig.

He’s not wrong that Cohen should’ve known better but mistake of law isn’t an absolute defense to many crimes, even if you got bad legal advice. If I tell my lawyer to rob a bank and give me some of the money, I’m still part of the conspiracy.

For those who don’t lead lives so boring that they know what the National Futures Association does, their ban means that Wohl is banned from futures trading, which is kind of necessary for most kinds of hedge funds or big-league money management jobs. Also, the practical effect that hardly anyone will hire you for a…

He belongs in Rikers at the very least.

He chooses to live in a trash can because he loves trash!

Mom of a young child here: Big Bird’s nest and all his stuff was destroyed in Sandy and when Gordon, Luis, and Maria get the community to rebuild his stuff but not the nest itself because they aren’t birds and don’t know how to build a bird nest, Big Bird has an existential crisis.

Management consultants. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live... yeah you could probably live without ‘em. 

Wait are you serious? Hannity, is that you? Trump eats ex-KGB ass like it’s full of KFC and wants to dole out property wealth to oligarchs. Hillary is an unrepentant capitalist.

I wonder if Pence ever tries to tell or ask Trump anything ever. I get the impression they barely speak to each other. Pence is just trying to keep his nose clean so he is well-positioned if Trump goes down or so he can still have a career if they lose in 2020. He comes off to me like an ineffectual POS.

A guy with an engineering background wasn’t good at explaining things to non-engineers (and many anti-learning people who have found their way into our Congress). Shocking! ;-)

Since nobody will be happy with the Oscars until they’re as “funny” and “edgy” as they were in back in the day, let’s just get an old person to do it. How about a tag team like they did a lot back in the day. Carol Burnett, Diana Ross, and Jane Fonda, sure. All the dudes from back then are dead. 

I forgot about the tide pod thing. Was that really this year? Jesus. I mean, people actually had been trying to eat the pods—little children who thought they were sweets. It was a real hazard. But yeah, the “challenge” meme thing was dumb. It wouldn’t make my top 10, but I spend time trying to take down Nazis on the…

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