Devin “Get Me Off This Team” Booker?

Devin “No Longer Google Auto-Fill’s No. 1 Suggestion” Nunes just got his best news all week.

Deventy Booker

“Fuck you for asking for birth control! Learn to close to your legs!”

For us it was fear. We did things because we were afraid of my mother. Friends I grew up with are STILL afraid of my mother lol. She was like a scary drill instructor.

I think its better than 50/50 odds that whoever wins the NBA doesn’t go as a team. BUT:

Trump just misses the days when he and his poppa could keep black people from renting apartments. He probably can’t comprehend a black person kneeling if it isn’t to shine his shoes.

Nah man. Spurs or Dubs. Pop and Kerr have been the most vocal against 45.

Could we talk about the bigger issue (IMO) of our useless fuck of a president holding political rallies two months into his term?

Wait...Donald Trump is the president?

Remember lebrons first game back in Cleveland? I remember. Durant basically had red carpet rolled out compared to that.

Not really. He is actually a quite mediocre goalkeeper. This only happened because Boa Esporte is a very, very small club, playing in a truly insignificant league: at state level, it’s the module II, and at the national level, it’s the “C” league. I can’t begin to convey to you how insignificant those two are, but…

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

I doubt she’s a size 4. I had gastric bypass surgery and was smaller than her at my starting weight and I’m an 8. Unless she’s like, super short and tiny? I’m 5'10" so I kind of stopped around a size 8.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

This is true. They record the Spurs games in the same basement where they shot the moon landing.

Because Pop is an order of magnitude more likable than Tony La Russa’s super genius schtick ever was.

Did Joey Crawford ever get at him for having cornrows and/or being friends with Tim Duncan?