But protesting IS a job. Or has Aubrey not heard about the Soros Money that never stops pouring in for all of us?

Not really hating her dress. Now Salma Hayek’s - THAT’s one fugly mess.

See? Force these moments of cognitive dissonance on his minions— “but Pope=good!!! We have to CHOOSE between the Pope and the “savior” of the USA?!”

Yes, it does. A court order for a stay supersedes the executive order. That is how we have checks and balances: by executive orders, or laws making their way through the court to determine if they are lawful and constitutional. 

Time to perform a hipsterectomy?

When white hipsters get tased they plaaan it. When black hipsters get tased they paaanic.

I live with my mum and drink too much.

If convicted, he faces up to four years in prison (which, by the way, is much less than what six journalists are facing for covering Inauguration Day protests).

For the first time in my life, I’m considering buying a gun (or two). Fuck every dingus who voted for Trump, because I now stress about my safety everywhere I go. I was always aware of my surroundings, like some minority spidey-sense, but this shit is grotesque and is endorsed by the highest office in the land....

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Shit. Hipsterception.

Pointing out irony ironically? You’ve reached peak hipster.

The only people more annoying than hipsters are the people who are always bitching about hipsters.

I was going to gently suggest you didn’t need to call koto2992 a dipshit, but by pure luck, he’s the creepy dipshit who was advocating for the secret filming of a sexual encounter in the comments on this post: http://kotaku.com/ask-dr-nerdlove-my-girlfriend-wants-to-try-sex-with-a-1791670308

Flatbeds are the best method.

I think the first one is getting way too muddled up by the focus on her bicuriosity.

I don’t see the gift of $450 as a manifestation of love. I see it as encouraging the behavior he wants to see: a black woman tolerating his bullshit beliefs with a smile while acting as his servant. To a massive percentage of the whites in this country, that’s the proper role for minorities, so it’s not much of a…

I’m impressed. Literally ever sentence in your reply is complete nonsense. That’s quite the achievement.

You think I didn’t fucking see Clinton’s flaws for my damn self? I didn’t need to see Colin Powell’s e-mails to see the woman was ambitious to a fault I live in New York I saw exactly how she operated and that’s why I didn’t vote for her in the primaries. That said being a New Yorker I also know exactly what kind of…