You will never ever ever understand the physical toll being pregnant takes on a woman’s body.

God, are you really going to keep saying “fucking” for sex every single time? It’s kinda odd.

I’m bummed about the lack of sex education. If Anne had it, she’d have known that they were testing to make sure she wasn’t already pregnant with an earlier pregnancy that could be harmed by taking the morning after pill, not to see if she was pregnant from the sex she was getting the pill for. It would be far too…

Yeah, I wanna know why Jesus gets sad when girls have good sex. (Texas).

We’re getting yogas at my office someday (right now we have old thinkpads that suck to lug around). I’m most looking forward to being rid of the shitty touchpad.

I sent this to my Pennsylvanian husband with the same caption.

I think they should make the boys show MORE skin. Or make everyone wear a pants tuxedo. Ultimate modesty.

I did cotillion in middle school, which sounds similar. It was the stupidest thing ever. I was one of the “poor” (just not rich) kids, so it was real weird.

We had this for after graduation. They were bad at watching the kids since a lot of them were super drunk or high when they showed up. I guess they were cool with it as long as nobody was driving.

I had a much better time going as a #th wheel than when I had a date. My (non-romantical) date only cared about keeping an eye on his jacket the whole time because he had weed in it, so he was no fun. Should’ve learned a lesson that day about stoner boys being a waste of time, but they were pretty hard to avoid in…

I was the opposite. Long arms. I would’ve had to wear loooong shorts if I hadn’t been so short, skinny, and young-looking that they didn’t treat me like a woman.

In the theme of different bodies look different in the same dress ), 2 girls at my school had the same J-Lo-inspired (it was 2002) dress. One was skinny and smaller chested and one was curvy. The dress looked pretty different.

Sometimes I hear mid 90s to early 00s hip hop and R&B songs where even the clean version is pretty dirty and am amazed they played them at dances. “Too Close” is literally about getting a boner while dancing with someone but they def played it at my middle school dances.

Texas: Queso (chile con queso dip) is nationally known, but not always easy to get outside of Texas. It’s bowl of fondue with pico de gallo in it. The best kind has guacamole in it, too. Some places put meat or beans in it but that’s not my jam. There’s the good kind which uses real cheeses and the bad kind which is…

Kolaches are easy to find all over central Texas. There are even chain kolache places now.

That’s Mexican street corn and it’s not just an SA thing.

I feel like having a hairy back and having back moles go hand-in-hand so this does seem a little risky.

I feel like having a hairy back and having back moles go hand-in-hand so this does seem a little risky.

My hairy-as-fuck husband shaved his back religiously when I met him and I told him not to bother. Except in the summer if he wants me to put sunscreen on his back at the beach because good lord.

My hairy-as-fuck husband shaved his back religiously when I met him and I told him not to bother. Except in the…

They prefer to be called “lizard people” or “reptile illuminati.”

They prefer to be called “lizard people” or “reptile illuminati.”

Stop being a sheeple lololololol