This feels like one of those needed to come up with something for a deadline posts. The takeaway is that fruit smoothies that are just fruit are not that filling and that you should make a smoothie with fruit you like? I hope everyone already knew that.

Yeah I was wondering when this would get mentioned.

A fully loaded 2016 Prius is around $30k and has all the safety doodads you might want for a new driver (backup cameras, blind spot detectors, front monitors). It also saves her money on gas when she’s a broke college kid (gas prices can always go up). It also gives her eco cred. Just make sure to get the warranty so…

Yeah, according to Taboola, Melissa McCarthy either lost a ton of weight or is dying and “saying goodbye to her fans” for the past 2 years now.

Yeah, I can’t even wear button downs in a 2 and her boobs are way bigger than mine (or at least they were before I got pregnant).

I think they say lap band is less effective. They think maybe removing the actual stomach tissue (and whatever glands and stuff are in it) has some kind of effect beyond just making the stomach smaller.

I’m a size 2 at most American stores and I’ve got a lot more meat than Calista. I’m thin, but she’s probably a 00 in non-designer clothes.

I’m a Spurs fan, so I keep up with Kawhi, and I’ve still never heard or read Kawhi say so many words.

Still don’t see a lot of Spurs fans trying to argue for Kawhi. I’m a pretty big Spurs fan and might have texted my husband “Kawhi is my personal savior” during a game recently, but I could really give a shit if Kawhi doesn’t get MVP and would appreciate if we stopped getting dragged into this Russ MVP thing (I’m…

Central Texan and Spurs fan here. Lived in SA for a short time. Child of Cowboys fans. Your facts are kinda true, but basketball is just not that popular in general in Texas outside of SA and Houston. I’m from Austin and I’m basically a weirdo for being a white person who is into the NBA and not goddamn UT football or…

Patty is still a backup. I don’t feel like checking, but it FEELS like he plays as much as Tony Parker now, though. He just doesn’t start.

You aren’t gonna see a bunch of Spurs fans coming in here to argue for Kawhi because 1) most of us don’t really care that much about who gets MVP and care more about wins 2) Russ wants it more and many reasonable people (like me) agree he deserves it, or at least deserves consideration with LeBron (who is pulling…

The best best deal on an ergonomic chair is to go to a used office furniture supplier and try out as many chairs as you want. I got one that’s normally $600 for $75 and it was barely used. I found the new chairs lacking because there was nowhere in my city to try them out.

The best best deal on an ergonomic chair is to go to a used office furniture supplier and try out as many chairs as…

My 1999 Beetle had all kinds of interesting issues over the years but the most memorable was having to pop the hood and manually start my fan motor with a stick or a pen every time a I drove or else the car would overheat. My dad is a mechanic and actually worked at a VW dealer at the time, so it wasn’t a mystery…

Weird. I’m a millennial (an old one at 32) and I always think in terms of total cost instead of monthly payment and this seems obvious to me. You’d think millennials and their vast student loan debt experience would think more about this. Granted, I worked in finance and my dad is a dealership mechanic, but I’m…

If you’ve been vegan for very long, you probably already knew this. You gotta read. The sugar thing and the wine thing are less obvious, but well-publicized in the vegan world.

GOD, PEOPLE. If they’d had tacos in 1940s fucking Germany, they could’ve had vegetarian tacos, a thing that they have today and have had for a long time. Whether you find the idea of vegetarian tacos gross, meat is not part of the definition of tacos. Ever heard of beans? Nobody has any damn imagination. P.S. poor…

There are such a thing as vegetarian tacos. Probably not in 1940s Germany, though.

I don’t remember the name, but the best gum is this brand that is like chewing on rubber from a tree and isn’t sweetened so you aren’t rotting your teeth or getting some weird fake sweetener disease.

Subway has one of the most distinct smells of any food place. You can walk into a giant train station or airport and be like THERE’S A SUBWAY HERE.