I wish it were 2009 again.

Your friend is the asshole in this situation, right?

Thank god that man had a gun to defend himself from the other man who was apologizing. Things might have gotten out of hand.

When I went to work this morning it was sunny and mild but by afternoon it had turned colder. So I guess the climate changed back today?

Magic has ways of shutting that thing down.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

Exactly. “Going to the center” in terms of policy is a losing proposition because the Dems can’t out-Republican the Republicans. The middle-American distaste for the Democrats, to the extent that it exists, isn’t about policy anyway. Blue collar white people aren’t parsing policy minutia and deciding that they…

UGH! No. FUCK! They’re going to the CENTER for the white working class? Go to the fucking LEFT! Talk about economic justice! A new New Deal! Supports for labor! DONT GO TO THE FUCKING CENTER YOU TRIED THAT IT DIDN’T WORK IF YOU GO TO THE CENTER YOU’RE GOING TO GET ZERO VOTES AND LOSE A WHOOOOOOLE LOT MORE ON THE LEFT…

She got something against the Counting Crows? #mrjonesandme

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

Actually would watch.

Little do people realize this film actually takes place in the future after Trump unleashes the demons of hell. Damon’s character was originally a border control agent that worked on Trump’s wall. That’s why he’s such an important element. He already has experience battling demonic invaders from atop a wall.

They may have all the armour and weapons but they’ll never win because the Wall has one White American defending it and that’s what matters most.

That is a very good question that would make an honest woman feel shame. But not Kellyanne, the plucky, gaslighting fascist traitor to her gender. She turns around and shames a teenager for asking it.

Holy fuck, what would you actually call a bad thing?!

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Which in Trump’s America may soon only require you to burn a flag.

Or we could acknowledge this sucks not get in to a sympathy competition. There are plenty of well wishes to go around.

From Brazil: the sadness is overwhelming down here. Chapecoense was the cinderella story of the year in Brazilian football, and nearly everybody, no matter the team they are a fan of, was pulling for them. This was their best season ever and they had a very real shot at taking the Sudamerica Cup. Of the six survivors,…