I made an account just to say this thread is the first thing that has actually make made me laugh out loud, like, a full belly laugh, since Tuesday. Also I just learned just how mature I am.

(I realize no one will see this. But thanks anyway.)

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

Warren will be 71 in 2020.

I think I just became estranged from my father today.

Weisman, who quit Twitter at one point during the campaign after being subjected to a flood of anti-Semitic abuse, thinks that the answer to Trumpism is to build an opposition that accommodates the concerns of racists and anti-Semites.

Here’s the thing though. Democrats did. I reposted this all over the place today, but it bears repeating.

That couldn’t be further apart in terms of plot. Sounds like the audience member was an idiot.

One audience review I read on RT compared it to Gravity.

And his Merrick Garland cuntery paid off.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

Hooooow....did you get through the 90s and miss this?

in sharp contrast to what i said, what you just said makes no damn sense, Speider.

And if I hear one person say “don’t say Trump voters are racist! It hurts our feelings!” I’m going to vomit.

I love when the Post publishes absolute gibberish. If the voters reject him, he is not a “hugely popular candidate.”

I love Will Smith, but maudlin-ass sappy-movie Will Smith ain’t great

President Old Dead Gourd Full of Poop

Lol, says the person whose user name is “Tina Fey’s Face Scar”.

I work with people who talk about term limits like they’d be a good thing. And my response is always “if no one doing the job has been there for more than 4 years, no one is going to know what they’re doing. Instead of 30 year congressmen, you’ll have a majority leader’s chief of staff or a party boss who hangs…

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.