It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

And I’m loving every delicious minute of it. HamNo, Burneko, Pareene, and others - they asked for and earned the call-out.

SO CHICAGO CAN REMOVE DEAD PEOPLE NAMES FROM A WALL BUT NOT FROM THE VOTER ROLLS TYPICAL OBUMMER THUG POLITICS SMH

I’m glad she took a stand against Trump, the lone racist/sexist of the Republican party. Have to let them know that this will not be tolerated .

Nobody says “dog whistle” like CaptainOfIndustryType.

“The Decision is yours, make it.”

I think we need to thoroughly reconsider who gets put on sex offender lists in the first place. Rapists, yes. People who mooned a passing car once when they were young, no. However, I think police departments also need to do a better job coordinating with each other, making sure rape kits get done when a rape is…

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

Of course, Hillary is personally responsible for everyone who’s ever died since at least 1990 (except for Osama Bin Laden).

Not the flu, pneumonia. Just enough to make the message clear while maintaining plausible deniability.

Was looking around Barnes and Noble yesterday, and a book called “The South Was Right,” with a big confederate flag on the front, caught my eye. So I went over to look like “Oh, that cover’s just provocative, they can’t possibly mean... oh. They do mean that. Huh.”

This is so realistic I can’t even tell if it’s satire or not.

Every time I shop at Trader Joe’s, the clerk who rings me up gets extremely enthusiastic about something I purchases—like “Oh, that’s the best spaghetti sauce!” or “Oh, I eat this frozen broccoli  every night!”

This is why I liked shopping in the UK— They have this reputation for poor customer service but really what it is is that the woman or man ringing you up doesn’t bother to pretend that they’re excited about it. That’s a lot more comfortable than forced pleasantries.

Baylor fans have proven themselves to be serious challengers to Penn St fans’ title of “Fans Who Just Don’t Fucking Get It.”

What kind of white people bullshit is this.

Ugh, Beyoncé! Stop telling me what to do! You’re not my mother!

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

Same. My mom’s neighbor called last week basically to say, “all she wants to do is lay in bed and eat doritos.” and I’m like, “okay, so I will bring her more doritos. It’s fine.”

Wasn’t a fan when Killer Mike said it, not a fan if it now. Vote for Stein, vote for Clinton or ... other choices, it’s fine. But don’t imply that people voting differently than you are voting irrationally or because they’re being driven by things that aren’t their brains.