But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

Hmmm...can’t think of any...nothing comes to mind...

Billy Ora?

seriously, i work so hard at embarrassing my employer every damned day...im still broke.

Kegels

What the fuck?

I don’t really care whether he runs for anything ever again, but I would like a designated hitter debate option, where Joe Biden can be swapped in to unload on an unsuspecting GOP candidate. Watching him debate is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. Sometimes I watch his debates with Palin and Ryan when…

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

Maybe someone can also roast that fucker Dolan, too. He is no better, Mr. I- will-spend-ungodly-(in all senses of the word) amounts-of-money-to-block-legislation-that-would-extend-the-statute-of-limitations-for-sex-abuse-survivors. NY has a surprisingly short SOL of just 5 years for both criminal and civil cases, and…

I’m embarrassed to admit that, in the moment, Trump’s comment really hurt. Hurt in that “brain shut off/dignity shut off” kind of pain. It’s the kind of comment that can suck the self esteem out of you if you aren’t expecting it.

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

Not sure why these didn’t catch on:

But to agree with her, you’d have to know for sure that Angelina has been demonizing Brad to her kids. Do you know that? Do you know he’s not done the damage to the kids himself?

Exactly. This is a private conversation and if you aren’t close enough to gain access to speak privately you don’t know enough about the situation to mouth off

The article says she quit being Angie’s nanny when she was 3. How likely is it that she knows anything about the parents much less Angie and Brad?

You know what would have been really sweet of Angelina’s own ex-nanny? For her not to weaponize Angelina’s own childhood against her. Ugh.

I disagree with someone who was once held in a position of trust by a child using them to make a buck via tabloids.

When my boyfriend was living in this shitty apartment with only 9 units, people would from time to time, try to open his front door by either jiggling the knob or trying to put a key in the door. Like, if you live there, there aren’t so many units that you would unintentionally try to open the wrong one, and if you’re…

A flower delivery guy once did that to me. I wasn’t expecting anyone, and I had just gotten out of the shower and was naked/dripping wet, so I didn’t answer. Dude fucking tried to turn the knob and pushed on the door, so I threw on a robe and read him the riot act and called the florist.

Here’s a fresh one from summer 2016.