What a fucking shit this woman is.

Remember when these “best soccer players in the world” were taking to twitter to take enjoyment out of the men getting humiliated by Argentina in the Copa?

She should also get a medal for the best genuine reaction to winning.

Thank you for providing the in-depth journalism we need in these troubled times.

The one upmanship is insane.

That’s it, we’re gonna fite.

Thousands of Marylanders just dropped their Bohs in their haste to applaud you.

10/10. Would watch short film of this event.

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

I think people forget about Common Sense Life Skills when they’re on a giant party boat in the ocean for a week.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

It’s easy to cynically point at all the failings of American democracy. But the one thing that will never cease to amaze me, and that I will never stop reminding myself is unique and incredible in the history of government, is the American transition of power. Like, there’s no subterfuge or questions or violence or…

Someone in my office was saying the DNC was “so over the top” and I was like FUCK YEAH IT WAS AND I ATE IT ALL WITH A SPOON.

Pretty sure Cinna was in charge of that decision.

i am such a sucker. i hate fight song, and i hate “america is the greatest country in the world!!!!!!!!!” stuff, but at the DNC i EAT THAT SHIT UP AND LOVE IT!!!!!!!! (also the olympics lol)

I mean Hillary’s not the the worst potential first female president. Not when Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman exist

Man, I’ve always switched the station when “Fight Song” comes on the radio, but I finally watched that video they made today and I was tearing up and goosebumping like crazy at my desk.

When she came out, dressed all in white like a fucking angel coming to save us from Donald Trump, my heart just seized up in joy.

I am forever indebted to Henrietta Lacks because I was conceived via invitro and only exist because of her unwilling contribution to science. Also I really really really hope her family is doing better because they have been through so much; the book made me want to cry all of the time.