Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

Fuck off, cats are the shit.

Alright Blake, you don't get to act all high and mighty about the types of jokes about sensitive subjects when you're working with fucking Woody Allen, you mediocre jackass.

It’s so disgusting to try to dehumanize women by describing sexual activities they (supposedly) engaged in, too. Notice she goes for (egads, gasp!) anal, here. The last taboo for the proper woman! ::eye roll::

And, frankly, it’s so fucking low to diminish people for sex act everyone enjoyed. What if she liked having that dick up her ass ? Don’t be such an Amber Rose, Kendra.

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.

I appreciate that and I get what you are saying. But the really horrifying stories are those of guys like Hank Gathers and, maybe, Steve McElvene. An undiagnosed condition is far scarier - and HCM alone affects 1-in-500 people - because it can strike at any time.

Who ungreyed you?

Stretch.

Samer: please look at my comment from last week and the comment string that resulted: http://screamer.deadspin.com/obviously-too-…

Dang. He was just a kid. Hug your loved ones everyday, people.

I mean, can you not though

I’m so freaking excited for this movie, you guys. I loved T’Challa in Civil War and I want to see this movie basically immediately.

I guess it’s good thing that young, muscular, athletically-gifted people don’t have a lot of sex then.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

But it’s remarkable how much some people—Twitter eggs and Facebook uncles who bitch about their freedom of speech being corrupted because other people had the gall to exercise theirs—really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

....what? Scherzer is getting paid more money than God. He’s making more than Strasburg will. What fucking universe is this comment from?

Hey, that just happened to me two nights ago!