I was thinking of her - first woman president!

No, he’s white. They actually don’t call the boy Sebastion—how pedestrian. They call him Trey, because he’s Sebastian Waspington Astor III.

The angles were really awful. His thighs looked so skinny.

I think we can all agree that Nancy was the worst.

Someone in the Dirt Bag comments yesterday was whining about how terrible Amy Schumer is because the asshole fan she called out was now going to get rape and death threats. My first thought was, “You are ridiculously naive if you think HE’S the one who is going to be inundated with hate and harassment over this.”

I love Michelle Obama and think she should remain First Lady forever, but Eleanor Roosevelt needs some credit here. She was pretty damn amazing as a First Lady.

Plus...waiting for Matthew Perry....eeew.

Yes, because it is about consent and ignoring the refusal thereof.

Ed Balls Day has become so commercialised now. All of the magic has gone out of it.

This Tweet made me roll my eyes so hard. Also, I feel like I’m the only person who doesn’t care about Hamilton.

I fear it is has been lost, due to the Remove All The Fun Features purge.

excuse me aaron carter was a *solo artist*

I read an article about fancy gyms in New York. Now Facebook thinks I’m from New York and that I go to the gym.

All I know is that Netflix thinks I am so gay, all my recommendations are gay-themed. My family abroad uses my login and I wonder if they now think I’m gay, too, and they’re too afraid to ask me. I chortle to myself about this at least once a week.

Really not sure what you’re supposed to do on the last day of your twenties?

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

oh god. how do i feel about this?

that’s what i asked! put them in a horse trailer and drive them to school. they also brought 3 “cowboys” with them - to handle the horses.

No irrelevant. Great fact

irrelevant fact - my brother in law is a teacher at the private school Strahan’s twins go to in Wilmington North Carolina. today was bring your pet to school day and they brought their horses.