LOL I didn’t even think of that. And I just recently changed it to this, too!

A few years back- during the 12 election- I was working in a café. The guy who washes dishes there was an early 20s white dude, working class, no car. We live in a rural area. He had no ID. He’d had no reason to ever get one. He didn’t drive, he had a social security card and was born in the US so had right to work,…

You realize that the reason why she needs the birth certificate is so that she can get an ID, right? That’s kind of the point of the article.

That’s your takeaway from this?

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

Devils deserve protection under the law as well.

for old times’ sake

There’s a lot to love about that movie, but that ferris wheel scene never fails to pain me. It’s just sooo uncool for him to manipulate her like that, not to mention the whole sick “don’t take no for an answer” attitude. :(

Wow, you are taking this super seriously. Did you not watch the actual video? It’s a self-parody.

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

I’ve never burned one either. Bras for larger busts are very expensive.

There was an article recently, in the New York Times maybe? A woman this age or younger. She woke up in the night with nausea and her husband insisted she go to the hospital. She thought he was overreacting, it was just nausea, but it turned out she was having a heart attack - the type that’s fatal unless detected…

“Normal” toddler clothes? Oh, you mean the hideous, interchangeable-for-what-passes-for-”normal” adult clothing these days, like baggy sweats, jeans, tight leggings/jeggings, and t-shirts with “witty” logos on them like “stud”? No thanks. I’ll take a child in truly fly-as-hell vintage-styled clothing any day. Might…

Maybe because of that last minute text, he had to borrow William’s pants. His pants usually fit much better. Not that I’ve been studying Harry’s pants on the reg.

This is the biggest win for the Canes since like 2007.

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

i for real owe my life to the anonymous internet person that i don’t remember who said the immortal words:

“Don’t read the criticism if you know you’ll feel the need to start whining about it.”

if you don’t like reading differing opinions on a show you like