I’ve had my city locked down during a manhunt, but we don’t sell t-shirts about it.

Ah, yes, I must be a girl since I don’t like worn-out 90’s pop-rock.

He apologized to your friend’s friend, but I think he is pretty firm in his conviction you should fuck yourself

People who think Boston is the best city in the world have only been there and Akron.

What if everyone we work with has morally repugnant political views that outright disqualify them from friendship? What are we supposed to do then?

Always side with the underdog, even is he’s blatantly wrong.

It seems awfully condescending and even sexist to say that the victim’s options for pursuing what she feels to be justice should be limited.

Keep Angelos. And Natty Boh. We won’t weep.

Whatcha got for swiping play sheets? If they didnt want shit stolen thy shouldnt leave them lying around their own locker room? sure

The butthurt Pats fans are out in force today! "There's nothing new in here!" "It was legal!" "ESPN are liars!"

October 3 - First game of playoffs, Clayton Kershaw gave up 8 runs in 6 1/3, blowing a 4 run lead.

lol yeah but if a player is playing like crap and in a game with your season riding on it not getting it done it’s on the manager to pull him. Yeah some managers will give guys who are your ace a little more leeway than your 4th or 5th pitcher but doesn’t always work out. the dude blew for 5 innings it was safe to say…

This one’s going into the “took me a second” Hall of Fame.

At least he recognizes the point of labor day.

Why the comma?

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

My favorite part of this story is the part where Huckabee has absolutely no motherfucking idea who Dred Scott was.

peak kinja

You’d think the John Jay players would have more respect for the separation of powers.