You people have difficulty discerning wryness in context. Thanks for the lecture, I campaigned for Hillary in two swing states, thanks.

If I can’t have happiness, joy, or reproductive rights for the next four years, what I really want is for Van Jones’s “Corey, you’re being a horrible person right now” to be giffed and used forever. Now would be a great time.

but emails tho

Who on earth do you think will impeach him?

I’m fucking not.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Have you read “Columbine”? It’s only one book, but it does an excellent job of hitting all of those topics.

Putting skim milk in tea is a crime against humanity, though.

Wait, I usually get something like, “Oh, do you like this one? Have you tried this other one that I like better?”

Learn the difference between a leak and hack, you stupid fucking fool.

I’ve literally never seen so many Americans pretend to care about Honduras until this year.

Wait, but hold on. That’s not voting with their vagina. That’s prioritizing something about a candidate over other things. It’s no worse than voting for someone because of a single issue, and it is, regardless, a decision they’ve made with their brains.

Maybe you should learn to read URLs better.

“Rap”

He just wanted a safe space, goddammit.

This is brutal and hilarious.

Allegedly

I think (and I can’t find it now, so grain of salt) that NBC and CNN started sending security with their Trump embeds a few weeks ago.

He was AMERICA’s dad.

That’s what you think. Just wait till Mr. Robot season 3.