Führer instructions to follow.

Always.

I moved out instead of saving and paying off my loans and I regret it literally always. I hope you don’t actually feel ashamed about it—I wish I’d done it for longer.

Whedon gets far more credit from the internet for being a good feminist than he deserves based on his work.

there’s never any talk of the rabid Hillary ones

But this time I might finally change someone’s mind!

It’s Sunday and not that much that’s interesting is happening?

I don’t think it’s criticizing as much as pointing out that given certain demographics and previously-espoused positions, obviously Shailene Woodley is going to support Bernie.

Actress, Activist

. . .do you have eye Ebola?

she was allergic to everything except for dilaudid.

The Residence rolled out a year ago, but okay. Only this route is new.

Wait, Barbaro’s not the one who got shot on the track?

I guess we’re all still assuming there are going to be Olympics?

Forget the thing about Sanders not being attacked so his numbers are inflated.

His response to these threats is pretty insulting, though.

If Bezos can do for bookstores what he did for the Washington Post, fuck it, man. Full steam ahead.

I’m dumb :(

My cats like me and like only me. Dogs are whores, they’ll love anyone.