I dunno, Cory Booker was probably shoveling snow in between rescuing old ladies from burning buildings and serving hot coffee to homeless people.

That’s the movie they made about Splash Mountain, right?

As a grown ass adult, I can say with almost no shame that I love those goddamn Percy Jackson books and their offshoots.

Uh, you know that before Kennedy said, “We’re going to go to the moon,” at Rice University, he went to Congress with an actual plan on how to do it, including a massive funding increase to NASA, aggressive recruitment of the top scientific minds available (including honest to God Nazis), and came after numerous Apollo…

I’ve managed to repress the memories of Studio 60, like a traumatic childhood experience, but I do subconsciously blame Sarah Paulson for unleashing the Palin on the world.

Every time I think about the 76 hours I spent watching Boyhood, I want to claw my eyes out. Seeing Patricia Arquette up there just fills me with rage on so many levels.

Assholes not from here always want to criticize DC for the way it handles snow. We fucking know we don’t drive well in snow. That’s why we stay inside. Jesus Christ, we’re not stupid.

Wait, do you think George Clooney has no impact on movies that he “just” stars in? Or that George Clooney’s interest doesn’t hugely impact the likelihood of a movie getting made? For Christ’s sake, he got a country made. If George Clooney wants a movie made, he can get it made, even if he “just” acts in it. He chooses…

I find you extremely confusing and a little manic in your other responses. I feel like you and I have had other, less contentious exchanges. I hope that everything is all right in your life.

I just can’t remember the last time I was so deeply puzzled as I am by the rain in spain. I’m. . . baffled.

In what way is that crazy? It is possibly to both feel bad for someone while recognizing that other people would like to live her life.

No one should feel bad for her because other women are jealous of her? I mean, plenty of women would have traded places with Princess Diana, should we not pity her either? What a remarkably unfeeling thing to say.

I didn’t really enjoy Julian Fellowes’s rant about how the BBC would never have allowed Downton to be what it was. That fucking guy.

Look, I’m with you. I agree! What’s infuriating is that some* Sanders supporters constantly ask for the benefit of the doubt when they never give it to Hillary. Bernie wants to change his mind on gun control? Great. He gets to be high minded and flexible. Hillary changes her mind on Keystone? She’s craven, or…

The Brazilian economy as a whole, really. The Rio Olympics start in 200 days. Obviously the Games themselves are so far down on the list of priorities that they’re almost not worth talking about, but the economic consequences of the disease itself and the travel warning on top of it, coupled with Games. . . what a…

I felt like I was watching Patricia Arquette all over again.

There seems to be a pretty disconcerting pattern of various minority groups scrabbling for importance by denigrating other minority groups.

It’s not that it’s biased, it’s that it’s not honest about its bias.

Then you should know better than to believe this “change the political landscape” bullshit that you’re spouting. Honest to God, tell me one way he’s done that that Obama didn’t do 8 years ago or that Elizabeth Warren hasn’t done in the last 4 years. Here’s how I know he doesn’t have a chance of winning the nomination:…