It’s the booze. The booze makes us chill.

Mark! So Episcopalians are basically everyone’s worst nightmare of Model UN nerds and LOVE committees and parliamentary regulations and speeches from the floor.

It likely means first Presiding Bishop—the king (or queen!) of Episcopal bishops.

Wait, you’re not Nic Cage?

My cat wakes me up at 4:30 every morning. I don’t believe any good things about that jackass.

Ribeiro is such a shitstain on the league and every team that’s ever played him. I’m embarrassed that he wore a weagle.

Elon Musk is the supervillain-to-be that this world needs.

You know that liberation theology is an actual thing, right?

Eh, perception is such a subjective thing, but I would argue that Carter has been at least as active—if not more so—in politics than Clinton has even if he isn’t known for it.

Jimmy Carter says hey.

Just because they’re inches away from death by falling. . . and eternal damnation.

I have been such a goddamn sucker for these tweets. I know I’m being manipulated, but I can’t stop.

This is the most mournful pregnancy announcement I’ve ever read, but I’m prepared to take her up on her request. No sympathy, not an ounce, just 96% indifference and 4% curiosity over who the father is.

Sengel was a terrible, terrible Commonwealth’s Attorney. I have great respect for the Porter family and what they’ve done for Alexandria, so I’d like to believe that Bryan is better. I’m just to sure I’m capable of that level of naiveté.

This is literal insanity. I can’t handle everyone telling him he’s soooooo informative.

Do not believe the original post. It is factually incorrect in numerous places. If anything, it will help you understand the falsehoods that Americans continue to cling to in order to justify a military defense of slavery.

I’m amazed how many people are willing to say that it makes any sense when it is obvious that it’s insane.

Every time someone tells Darth Meow that he’s right or he’s made a good point, a racist gets his hood.

Well, your delusions are certainly grand, I’ll give you that.

B: Taking down the flag cures the disease of state-sponsored racism. No in suggesting it will do anything more.