Eh, perception is such a subjective thing, but I would argue that Carter has been at least as active—if not more so—in politics than Clinton has even if he isn’t known for it.

Jimmy Carter says hey.

Just because they’re inches away from death by falling. . . and eternal damnation.

I have been such a goddamn sucker for these tweets. I know I’m being manipulated, but I can’t stop.

This is the most mournful pregnancy announcement I’ve ever read, but I’m prepared to take her up on her request. No sympathy, not an ounce, just 96% indifference and 4% curiosity over who the father is.

Sengel was a terrible, terrible Commonwealth’s Attorney. I have great respect for the Porter family and what they’ve done for Alexandria, so I’d like to believe that Bryan is better. I’m just to sure I’m capable of that level of naiveté.

B: Taking down the flag cures the disease of state-sponsored racism. No in suggesting it will do anything more.

So! The Blackhawks are named for the 333rd Machine Gun Battalion of the 86th Infantry Division. Which is slightly problematic by itself (naming war machines and battalions for Native tribes because the Injuns are savage), but I think most people would say that the real problem with the Hawks is the logo.

Okay, but let me tell you about why I, as a Virginia resident, supporting keeping United in DC.

Yes, but I was also much stupider then and the bleakness was easier to overlook.

I bet rewatching that show now is incredibly bleak.

Chris Pratt definitely does.

One of my coworkers, who is not rich and who is friends predominantly with the also not rich, put a $400 salad bowl on her registry. I’m more annoyed by that then I am by this.

I LOVE that, and I’m so glad you shared it.

Yeah, I think this is the real answer. But outdated gender norms tied to high class social etiquette are so fun!

Lindsay Graham is terrible, but multiple presidents have had non-spouses serve as the official White House hostess, including Chester A. Arthur and Grover Cleveland, who had their sisters do it. John Tyler and Andrew Jackson had to go to their daughters in law. It’s a job that probably sucks a lot, and if you weren’t…

All parts of that story are amazing.

“Outstanding Guest Actress.” I honestly don’t understand why people are being like NAH UH, blonde what’s her face is clearly THE lead actress and the protagonist of this show.

Rich people are so weird.

Can’t win ‘em all.