To each woman her own opinion, but I’ve never seen so much verbiage used to express so little, so ineptly.

I don’t know how Boy Scouts in Arkansas operate, but I am the mom of two Eagle Scouts and my husband volunteers as an assistant Scout Master because he works two jobs.

Thank you for an excellent article, and thank you for giving the public some great journalism.

One of the biggest regrets of my life happened in the late Eighties, and it involved romance novels. A friend had transitioned from doing public relations to writing steamy Harlequins. She asked me if I wanted her to recommend me for a writing slot. I (graciously) said “No, thank you!” (I was working full-time as an…

Only a eunuch could remain immune to the allure of... The Smoldering Brunette in a Wrinkled Blouse!

Can you explain how you use them?

Thank you! I’ve never tried it, but I will now! Thanks for the pix.

I flat-out suck at straightening my hair. Whenever I see “Millionaire Matchmaker,” host Patti Stanger is always telling the curly girls to “Get that hair straightened! Men want hair they can run their fingers through!”

I am CONVINCED scarves were the brilliant invention of a boob-less woman. If you have any chest at all, they make you look immense — especially those wrought-by-Satan’s-hand INFINITY SCARVES.

Especially if it involves sports. Every time my husband listens to sports radio “smack talk,” every man with a grievance seems on the verge of a PBR-fueled nervous breakdown.

Maybe they could put that on the label!

Kelly, do I understand you to say the leather, um, implement, was "filled with bristles" and had a "wooden tip"?

I am having some fine-ass Jessica McClintock flashbacks as I read this.

If this is how we “fight” the War on Drugs, could someone explain to me what winning it might look like?

I spent months trying to turn out voters for an experienced incumbent who was being challenged by lazy, third-rate hack who rarely showed up to do the job he already had. Since it was a mid-election cycle, almost everyone said it was "too much trouble to vote."

Thanks! I use the sales for my husband and sons, b/c there's rarely anything for me. I appreciate the heads-up!

Thanks! I use the sales for my husband and sons, b/c there's rarely anything for me. I appreciate the heads-up!

That is the best Amazon entry ever. “Slide back into the game!” is still my favorite.

Two words: Paternity test.

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