I’m looking California, and feeling Minnesota.

I’ve often said that Anthrax is the one of the few bands that can actually put up excellent covers. Especially since they’re a heavy/thrash metal band.

There’s no shame losing to a man named Giddy Potts.

I’m trying to figure out how to phrase this without sounding like a MRA. Would it have been ok if there were also scantily clad male dancers? Or is the solution no dancers at all. Or maybe just no school girl outfits. Cause I feel like you if you throw a big party and want a certain type of atmosphere, you fill it…

Hug your mom for me.

I bet “pussy” is on that list.

Mark Sanchez is probably a better get than Sam Bradford. Also this delusion I’ve been chugging for the last week as a Broncos fan is going to make me throw up.

Why to commit to the arena sponsor there. Hope BMO is kicking that guy some cash...

A close friend of Henson got involved and also started making faces at Barnes.

Team President: Hey, Jason, remember that Thursday is Casual Day.

I was half-expecting the player to look like an ass before playing the video, as players are wont to do in press conferences.

In addition to being a terrible, condescending question, it’s also a deeply stupid one that shows the reporter doesn’t understand how basketball works. Baylor got outrebounded because defensive rebounds are easier than offensive ones, and Baylor missed way more shots. Baylor rebounded better than Yale on a percentage…

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

His agent couldn't swing the extra $351?

69!! It’s HILARIOUS!!

This would not be nearly as funny if his twitter handle weren’t evanmathis69.

Also known as the Tarkanian Effect. Be part of the old boy network or watch out.

Oh, well ok then. In that case, you are a good writer.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

Dam! What a block!