That’s the fastest 5 seconds I’ve ever seen called in an NBA game. I’m figuring the ref, like many of us, couldn’t take one more moment listening to Drake.

Ugh, even I hate that one. Sorry, everyone. -1

I think Holiday was just distracted by that sideline bling.

Woody’s List of Potential Starting QBs for 2016:

Imagine thinking in 2012 that Blaine Gabbert and Kirk Cousins would unseat Colin Kaepernick and RGIII

You see that ad with all those ugly broads repeating my statements?! Not one of them was as bangable as my daughter Ivanka.

Trump response will probably along the lines of “none of the women in the ad are attractive.”

YOU’RE SITTING ON A GOLDMINE, TREBEK!

You can tell that whomever wrote that statement knows that the pen is mightier.

That’s not what the lawyer is saying. He is saying that, on the 4th episode, they had sex, went their separate ways and later “re-connected” and the woman slept with the man. He is asking why a woman who was raped would reach out to the rapist for a sleeping companion.

“Fuck him, he’ll never set foot on this campus again“ said Jim Capulet, Associate Dean of Students.

Even as a lawyer, I am struggling over the attempt to distinguish “unconsented-to sex” and “rape.”

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

a triple-double from Matt Barnes

I get more of a Donald Trump Jr. vibe from dude. You can tell neither of them skip Hand Day.

If the Broncos were able to win despite their quarterback play, then Brock should fit right into the Texans system.

odd, since for so much of his life Osweiler has been the bigger man

I don’t know, my dad did that to me once too. We were playing Trivial Pursuit, but still, lesson learned.

This is the one time my vegetarianism is okay with stuffing a Goose till its liver explodes.