Oh, they most certainly want you to do something about the tidday cancer. They want you to buy their godawful pink jerseys so they can then turn around and give 0.0000001% of the profits to some cancer research or something. Hey they’ll send the check to cancer research when they get a chance. They got more important…

How many stupid people got shot around the world trying this because they saw it in the movie? Even money is on what? 800k?

“when my grandparents were fleeing the worst genocide the world had ever documented at the time, they weren’t allowed in this country until they had guaranteed work, and signed documents for that job. I didn’t see all the outcry then.”

Hey Jimmy, instead of eating the world why don’t you eat a bag full of dicks instead! You don’t like Star Wars...GEDDAFUGOUTTAHERE! You know who cares about whether or not you like Star Wars...just you. You know damn well that deep down inside you can’t wait to see Force Awakens just like a lot of people but you HAVE…

So what your saying is Muslims ain’t down with analingus?

J.R. Ewing sure did.

Simple solution: USC gives Sarkisian $12.6m worth of Coors Lite. Not only will that craptastic sewage beer make him stop drinking alcohol altogether it will also be $12.6m less of that awful piss water on the shelves.

I kiiiid....I kiiiid....

San Antonio Spurs & the Detroit Pistons were both good teams Cleveland LeBron had to face. But I feel you on how god awful aughts basketball truly was.

Maybe it’s because you are a hater? Did you know that most Haters don’t even know that they suffer from playa haters disease. You should contact your doctor and find out if you have p.h.d.

Jeebus Christ man. There is a special place in hell for guys like you & unfortunately I’ll be sitting right next to you. I’m going to need your address so I know where to send this invoice for a new monitor screen now that you made me spit mountain dew all over the old one.

And just like his hairline, LeBron’s game is fading away. So enjoy them both while ya still can.

Drafting a future Hall of Fame quarterback is easy. All you have to do is go to Bristol, Connecticut and ask everybody working at ESPN who they think is the next cant miss qb and then select the exact opposite of whomever they suggested.

Thank you for saying this. Pat Summerall was smoother than Johnny Walker Blue going down your gullet but my God was Madden insufferable. I never got the amount of love he always seemed to get. How guys like him and Collinsworth always seemed to fail upwards shocks me.

Kinda hard to make free throws when you suffered from prenatal alcohol syndrome your entire life. On a side note if his eyes were any closer together he would look like a Cyclops.

I’d shoot my damn dog if I found a Nickelback cd in my collection, cuz there is no way in hell I brought that putrid turd into my house. 3 years ago my daughter informed me that my ex-wife listens to Nickelback & Creed when she takes her to school. I immediately called child protective services on my ex.

I hate the ND Irish like a lot of people but my God that is a great pic. It’s like a f’n Old Spice commercial. There should be a screaming roided out Black man standing next him, oh wait he’s trying to rip out the ball.

We all agree that after this year, win or lose the championship, the Warriors are trading Klay right? There is no way the can pay Steph, Dray, Klay & Barnes all at the same time. I always thought Barnes was never that important in the grand scheme of Warriors basketball, but damn just like Rambo, Harrison Barnes is…

Good coach or not we need more Rex Ryan’s than less. Let’s face it every circus needs a good clown.

The Bills did not “Win” this game. The Jets “Lost” it. Todd Bowles may become a good head coach down the road but last night he out coached himself by going for it twice instead of kicking the field goals. You can play that Riverboat gambler nonsense when you are facing a offensive Juggernaught and getting points is a…